just for fun

A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter,and sees that it's 'stuffed solid' with £10 notes. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand pounds in it.He approaches the barman and asks, "Why is money in that jar???"....
"Well..., you pay £10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Porche."
"You’re joking", says the man, not wanting to miss the opportunity !!!!!!, so he asks, "What are the three tests ???"
"You must pay first," says the barman, "those are the rules."
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the barman a £10 note which he stuffs into the jar.
"Okay," says the barman, "here's what you need to do:
First - You have to drink a whole bottle of whisky, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't pull a face while doing it."
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back garden with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to show her what she’s been missing and give her one too !!!!!."
The man is stunned !!!! "I know I paid my £10 -- but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it !!!!. You'd have to be mad to drink a whole bottle of whisky, then do those two other bizarre things, I won't do it !!!!!!".
"Your call," says the barman, "but, your money stays where it is, that was the deal !!!!!!!."
As time passes, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "OK, Where's the bloody whisky?? !!!!!!!!"
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can.Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't pull a face -- and he drinks it in just 58 seconds !!!!!!.
He stands up slowly, staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight, –then suddenly silence, not a sound comes from the back.
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he appears in the door, he staggers back into the bar.
His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body !!!!!.
He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"