"TAKE A FREE RIDE"

I Have Nothing Against People .................................That Want To Make A Better Life For Themselves...................
But They Have To Understand That.........................................................................It Must Be Done The Legal Way
But....This Is The Way ...........That Its Usually Done


"I Cross The Rio Grande River"..."Im So Poor And Broke"
"Then I Take The Bus"...I See Unemployment Folk"
"The Nice Man He Treat Me.... So Good In There"
"He Tells Me I Need..... To Go See Welfare"

"Welfare Say.... You Come No More"..."We Send You Your Cash....Right To Your Door!"
"Welfare Checks?...They Make Us All Wealthy
"And The Free Medical?...It Keeps Me Healthy!"

"By And By..I Save The Plenty Money"
"All My Thanks To You...You Taxpayer Dummy"
"I Write To My Friends...Back There in My Mother Land"
"I Tell Them...Come...Come As Fast As You Can!"

"So ...They Come In The Buses...And The Toyota Trucks"
"I Buy The Big House...Saving My Welfare Bucks"
"My Friends They Come Here...We All Live Together"
"Now More Welfare Checks..It Gets Better And Better!"

"So Many Families...They Are all Moving In"
"But My Neighbors Patience?...Starting To Wear Thin"
"Finally My Neighbor..He Moves Far Away"
"So I Buy His House...And Then I Say"

"Must Find More Aliens..For This House To Rent"
"And In The Back Yard?...I Put Up More Tents"
"Send For More Family Though You Think They Are Trash"
"But When They Get Here?..Theres More Welfare Cash!"

"Everything Is So Good...Soon We Own Neighborhood!"
"And...With Nothing To Do?...We Constantly Breeding"
"And The Welfare? They Pay.... For The Baby Feeding"

"The Kids They Need Dentist...The Wife Needs More Pills"
"No Worry... Its Free...For We Have No Bills!"
"Mr Taxpayer?... He Crazy...He Pay All Through The Year"
He Must Work Longer..To Keep Welfare Going Here"

"We All Think America..."The Very Best Place"
"To Damned Good..For Just....... American Race"
"So..If You No Like Us?...Theres This Place You Can Go"
"There Is Plenty Of Room...Down In............ Ole Mexico"