"THEY'LL PAY FOR ANYTHING"

We Saw A Lot Of Cars.....................................That Were For Sale One Day...They Were All................................ Sitting in A Dirt Lot................The Guy I Was With?............ Was Interested In One of The Vehicles...................And..............On One Of The Cars.Windshield?..............................................It Was Written

"For More Information........Inquire At...... "Madam Gypsy's Phychic Fortune Telling Center"
"A Block And A Half Down... On The Right"

Well...We Found This Place
It Didnt Seem To Be A Center......More Or Less...A.... One Big Room..........With All Kinds Of Pictures Of Phychic Stuff...Adorning The Joint

There Was No One In There When We Walked In
But You Could See That There Was An Adjoining Room
With A Wall Of Hanging Different Colored Beads......... Hanging Down As A Door

Suddenly...A Pair Of Hands........... Reach Through The Hanging Beads.......... Spread The Wall Of Beads Apart...And This Swami Looking Woman.......... Made A Grand Entry
She Was All Dressed Up For Playing The Part Of A Phychic...And Fortune Teller

She Asked If She Could Help Us

My Friend Said..."Im Interested In One Of Those Cars.... You Have In That Lot .....Back There For Sale"
She Said
"The Guy Who Owns All Of Those Cars...Is My Husband...But Hes Not Here Right Now"

(Remember Now..Shes A Phychic)

So My Friend Says...."Do You Know When He'll Be Back?"
And She Shook Her Head Sideways............. And Said..."No"

"Some Phychic She Is"

This Fortune Teller Stuff...And This Phychic Crap... Is Just That
A Bunch Of Crap

And People Pay Money To These People.........Just So...They CanTo Be Told.... What They Want To Hear

Plus...Fortune Telling Should Be Called...Future Telling
(Because...... If I Remember Right?...Fortune Means...Having A Lot Of Money

"Of Course Now...If People Will Buy.... "Pet Rocks" .........Through The Mail?

"Theyll Pay For Anything"

(At Least........... We Werent Charged For Her Answer)

"That Was Nice Of Her"