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Ok.Goldy is still with us .shes a tough egg to crack as it is.soon she will be back full force with her genuine feelings and giving Wallops a run for her as money for the title of "Mother Theresa".but I will have to wait to see who gets that title.but anyway Goldy is still here...Keep getting better Goldy.But theres also someone else thats been invisible and I believe is in the Hospital also.And shes another contender for the "Mother Theresa"award."2nd Go Round".She used to get upset when I was arguing with someone and woud butt in and plead for us to get along.Such a lovely woman.(Thats what I remember of her the most).Always trying to keep the peace between two combatants.So where ever you are 2nd.this ones for you.hope you are okay and looking to see you back here soon.(And Goldy too).

You see.ive decided to go on a fishing trip.And I found a good fishing spot right here.So Ill put all my fishing gear down.Light up a cigarette and have a gander at all that is around me,so Ill be familiar with my surroundings(One must always play it safe).Okay..Everything is seems to be fine so Ill pick up the fishing rod.put some bait on the loe hook(Thats done).And like a batter about to swing.I throw out the line as far as it will go.(A distant slash)and then I sit down.Put the rod against this old branch Ive pushd into the ground.Pull out an Ice Coffee and then along comes "Mary".And the waiting begins.Heh!!.Already there was a nibble!!.That gets my attention right away.Im sitting up .if I wasnt already!.And would you believe it?,At the very moment I get a bite.Mary comes creeping .will I remember what Im really doing?.The colors of the woods around me are really coming at me now.And Im getting to the point where I can hear the Silence(after all Silence does have a sound).Well.the line hasnt moved anymore.so its back to sitting against this tree.Wheres my cigarettes?..Oh..here they are.SO id say that time will only tell if I will be relieving these waters of some of its inhabitants.YupIts just me and "Mary" down here by the River watching to see if theres anything to see.I reel the line in I cast out there once again."And Then..A Distant Splash".

"Why are Manhole covers round?"(It is the only shape that when you take it from covering the hole.It cant be accidentally dropped in where the poor guy at the bottom would be clobbered with it while he was working)."Why do they call them "Cough Drops".(I mean.if theyre Cough Drops then when you take one..you should start coughing)..("They should be called "Anti Cough Drops")."How come we spell "Pound "with these 5 letters and the abbreviation is LB.?"(Sometimes I have to wonder)."And of course there is "Ounce".(Yet the abbreviation for it is OZ.?)."Plus there is always the word "Barrel"(And for the life of me I have to wonder where they came up with "BBL."?)."Can someone tell me where they decided to call a piece of meat shaped as a cigar in between 2 slices of bread a "Hot Dog"?(It does not resemble a "Dog" nor a "Dog thats Hot")."Theres Football.Baseball.Basketball.(how come they dont call the rest "Soccerball",,"Tennisball"."Golf Ball"?).Why do Pilots always say the same thing to the other guy on the radio.."Rodger"?(Are you telling me that the guy on the other end is always named Rodger?).When someone says to you.."You can say that again".(Do you say it again to them?).And Finally folks I must and have to ask you this.Here goes,"Why is it that a song that was popular many years ago was called."Dueling Banjos"..(When in fact it was a Banjo and a Guitar?).P.S.And why is there an "Itsy Bitsy Spider".An."Inky Dinky Spider",And in other places hes a "Teeney Weeney Spider?".(And Im sure theres much more).(No Insects Allowed).No comments is the best way to go.It irks the hell out of some.I love it.They cant get to me

There are a lot of disagreements going on all the time.sometimes the written word can be taken totally the wrong way.From there .you can forget it.the whole situation gets so far out of hand that the sanity cannot be be retrieved.It can never happen .but it wpould be great to have a "Court of Morals".1st.We wouldnt need a Judge.he/she just sits there anywhere and does nothing.what we would need is to pick 12 members to sit as the jury.The plaintiff would state his/her case and evidence.The defendant would then do the same thing.The jury would cast there vote.and the verdict would be stated.at least there would be some kind of closure.There would be no sentence.just a verdict.No appeals folks.that would be it.I think that this would be interesting .but of course thats never going to happen .so we can be assured there will be unrest for as long as the Future survives.Let the Battles go on.(Because of an Insect.I cant allow comments).

Every now and then these things must come to be.And if you searched .you would never see.So it must leave..Oh so slow does it fade.Turn around and.The change is made.Its not a thought that allows all the ways.Its what youve become nowadays.The curtain opensTheres no applause.You wonder just what could be the cause?.The cause of all the pain inside...A private moment in silence you cried.."This life of mine.Its not my choice...ANd all those times you wished you died.You walked along the avenue.Hoping someone would notice you.But its always the same everyday.With you no one wants to play.You go back on home to your Castle so high.all so weary of wondering why.Are you really there at all?.Should you just go and take the fall.So..realizing now destruction.your Love runs to the soul.As your Castle comes crashing down on you.IN your dungeons deepest hole."And in the end,nothing ever really mattered.at all".

Here are some Tips for those who will take it and put it to good u"Dont ever call a place that only you know about "Paradise"...Because if you tell others.you can kiss it good by"."If you are a Fisherman or Woman"."Dont tell anybody about your secret place where there are tons of worms"..."If he or she doesnt clean all the worms out..then someone else they told will do it"."And your Worm supply will be gone"."When buying a car and dont know what the price is".(Dont say 1st)."THis is how much I have".The guy will say."My..what a coincidence.thats how much I was selling it for"."if you are about to dive into a swimming pool"."Please make sure there is water in it 1st"."That could be painful"."If you dont have to talk..dont!.you might last longer with that guy or Gal"."Never talk yourself out of turn"."You surely will be shot to pieces"."Watch out for that friendly pat on your back"...."The enemy cant possibly get any closer"."Never try to help 2 people who are fighting"."You will end up the bad guy in the end".."And it will end up all your fault"."And lastly and most important of them all"."If you dont want anyone else to know your secret .except your best friend"."Dont tell your best friend!" ."So..there you go.these are just a few".

Some Things.......................... In This World................... Are So Old .............................."When We Were Kids?"........................................ (You Can Something In................If You Care To.................. From Here).

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Those Were The Days.............................................But....................They Are Not Anymore.................................... I Have Secretly Blasted Off From The Arizona Desert ....My Journey Will Take Me Back To The Planet Pluto Once Again............................................................................................................................................................... Im Going There To Unlock The Secret Of Peace ...The Plutonians Leader.."The Grand Wizard"..Is All Knowing

And The Last Messge I Received Is.... That I Must Go There At Once For Mankind Is In Danger.......From where i am now the Earth looks like the size of a U S silver dollar(thats fine with me)..Ive brought my dog this time with me(shes always there and loyal)....FLASH!!!!!...just got a message in here!!!...IT states that the Plutonians have the age olf answer for Peace on Earth!!(they wont tell me til i get there)...so..."Its just my dog and I at the edge of the Universe"...If you have any questions..feel free to send them along and I will forward then to the Grand Wizard upon my arrival....(no doubt there will be wisecracks...Thats the human way)... .................. ......Oh yeah...im also going because im out of "Pluto Beer".......And no....Theres no Yellow Brick Road........."This is Major Nam To Ground Control...Caan You Hear Me Ground Control?"..

The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To Stop
Well..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.

(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"

A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car

I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!

Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!