"DUMBEST THING IVE EVER DONE"
The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To StopWell..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.
(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"
A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car
I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!
Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!
Comments (156)
You should be on a show for worlds dumbest criminals...hahaha!!!Too funny!!!
You just won a set of six steak knives.
I thought I was blonde...hahaha
I was about seven at the time...snuck into the public swimming pool when closed...a police man showed up and everyone else ran but not me...I hid behind a tree and he told me I can see you...I got caught...but he told me I have to tell my parents and he would be checking up on me...if I didn't...so I told them...how stupid was that!!...well...I am blonde after all!!
did not get far spend most of the night in cafe.
When I first came to Holland some friends too the Fly to Amsterdam
saw the Red light District for the frist time and got lost for two days ,,,I had some fun then..
a night in Rotterdam painting the city red...
He had no intention of checking...must be the chemicals from the hair dye... dingy!!!
Strawberry fields forever!!