"DUMBEST THING IVE EVER DONE"

The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To Stop
Well..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.

(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"

A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car

I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!rolling on the floor laughing

Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!rolling on the floor laughing
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!


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Thanks Jarred..for the idea.....
With a cop car right there...i went in anyways.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Will i get the tip hat .award?..Or will someone else get it?..well see............
nam
You should be on a show for worlds dumbest criminals...hahaha!!!Too funny!!!wine
tip hat .....
How old were you then ??doh we have all doen some dumb things..
I was 40 year old dummy(at that moment)..rolling on the floor laughing ...
Ill be giving out the "the tip of the hat award" to the winner....so far ..its me..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Maybe you had one too many at the time ?
Nope...just did a dumb thing...ihave no excuse...i was totally void of alcohol weed or drugs....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Time for the three stooges musical theme....violin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
WEll I once had mushroom tea then went sailing fighting off all kinds of Sea Gods and all. too old for that now..
Boy ..what a smart world i live in....so far 79 people have read this and theyve never done anything dumb!!...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
No Sea monsters were there??
The title also could have been..."What Were You Thinking?!!)..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Nam
You just won a set of six steak knives.cheering applause
cheers wave
Mr Johnny Sparton is right up there for the "Tip of the Hat Award"!!!...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing (Thats worth to rooling guys)..
So far its Johnny Sparton and Nam...Tied with 2 rolling guys!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
A tip of that tip hat johnny...that was dumb!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Well Nam, when I signed her petition, she also needed my phone number. So, she has mine....maybe somehow on God's green Earth...she will call me?? :) At the very least, I sharpened my street smarts skills a bit. :)............................, but, I will take the "Tip Your Hat Award" if I am so blessed to receive it. laugh
Time for my nappy Nam...I will check back a little later to see how I placed. :)
sorry Johnny boy ...you blew it!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ....
Okay folks....Whos next??!!..rolling on the floor laughing
john
I thought I was blonde...hahahawine
nam
I was about seven at the time...snuck into the public swimming pool when closed...a police man showed up and everyone else ran but not me...I hid behind a tree and he told me I can see you...I got caught...but he told me I have to tell my parents and he would be checking up on me...if I didn't...so I told them...how stupid was that!!...well...I am blonde after all!!
and lou lou ..pulled lulu....thats funny...thats good for 1 rolling guy!!!rolling on the floor laughing (cute though,,i could picture it)rolling on the floor laughing
But you had an excuse...you were 7 yrs old at the time...look at me at 40!!! and johnny blowin it with a pretty girl!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Once tryed riding my racing bike on snow to get home from work
did not get far spend most of the night in cafe.

When I first came to Holland some friends too the Fly to Amsterdam
saw the Red light District for the frist time and got lost for two days ,,,I had some fun then..cheering cheering
Fly...rolling on the floor laughing
Me thinks Namron can be a big kid sometimes stillrolling on the floor laughing
anf theresa gets 1 rolling guy as she had not a coice as johnny and i did and we just plainly blew it!!....rolling on the floor laughing
Loulou....did he check to see if you had told!?confused
and 1 rolling guy for king fly who sailed the ocean blue in 1492...loaded!!....rolling on the floor laughing
Theresa..its the child inside the man..rolling on the floor laughing
Yes Nam not only domb things but alot of fun sailing on the north sea for a week coming back to dry land we got drunk for two days

a night in Rotterdam painting the city red...yay yay
Theresa
He had no intention of checking...must be the chemicals from the hair dye...uh oh laugh dingy!!!
fly
Strawberry fields forever!!wine
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