"DUMBEST THING IVE EVER DONE"
The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To StopWell..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.
(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"
A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car
I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!
Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!
Comments (156)
Now that is dumb!!
We are not alone in this...
I want to get a video uploaded on here but don't know how to do it...any one know how...be kind!!
It was stupid of me asking...one rolling man worthy...
just balck and white that I dont like.
Too funny...
Theresa will be back...perhaps she is getting a spelling lesson...or typing lesson...
The following is a true story that i shared only about a week ago on a blog of mine, I'm happy for you to rate it.
My kids say that if it was filmed, i would have won any "funniest home video" competition in the world.
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I was living in Tasmania at the time and it was the beginning of December.
We had decided that we would go to Launceston to do some Xmas shopping. (about 1 ½ hours away from where we lived)
Our car suffered a flat along the way, I changed the trye and continued, A little further we came across a little repair yard, and the kids wanted to go to the toilet, so I pulled into the repair yard.
It would take them about 15 mins to replace the flat tyre with a new one.
In the meantime I asked where my kids could go to the toilet.
Directions were given, and off we went around the back of the building down the road a little towards a long shed.
In we go, toilets are on the far side.
Kids started walking around the wall whilst I went the shortest way, straight ahead. Silly me, After two steps I had sunk to the bottom of the pool that I never noticed. It had a clear plastic covering it but I didn’t think it was covering a pool.
That's a few rolling men...
it was day time, Middle of the day.
We were on our way to a bigger city to do some xmas shopping.
Look at me will ya,
explaining why i should win the dumb and dumber award, how dumb is that.
Maybe you just invented a new way of drying clothes...red neck style...whoopee!!!
All I got was one knife from angel...but it too is imaginary...hahaha