"DUMBEST THING IVE EVER DONE"
The Dumbest ................................And Most Stupidest Thing................................. Ive Ever Did In My Life WasThis..............About 20 Years Ago...................................... I Was Driving My Jeep Without A Registration..When A Cop Put His ;Lights On Me To StopWell..... Needless To Say......I Didnt .
.I Took Off For The Woods.......
Upon Arriving?......... I Jumped Out While The Jeep Was Still Moving... And Took Off Into The Woods
(The Jeep Crashed Into A Tree)
The Cops Couldnt Find Me..........(I Know How To Hide.....)So?.... They Gave Up Looking.
(At This Point?...I Am A.... "Wanted Man"
A Few Days Later?.....I Found Out Who Towed The Car.... And Called The Towing Company To Get It Back
They Said..... "50 Bucks And Its Yours"
So?... i Got A Friend To Give Me A Ride To Get It Back.
When We Got To The Towing Company?......The Usual Cars Were Out There... And A Police Car
I Went Inside,,,And There Was A Cop There Talking To Someone Else...I Told The Guy Sitting Down What My Name Was..
And The Cop Abruptly Put The Handcuffs On Me..And I Was Under Arrest!!
Now.......That Was About The Dumbest Thing Ive Ever Done!!
Its Going To Be Hard For Anybody To Beat That??!!!
Comments (156)
I think she was wearing black under wear...lol...haha...
Today she would have been considered over-dressed...no one would bat an eye at her...
I was thinking the eighties...Madonna style...nam may have slipped into some pond...like what happens to people who text and walk without looking...it happens!!
I am just about on my way out too.
GN all
pleasant dreams and
Good night then!!
Money needs to be made!!
spark
I am floating around to some blogs...the OP here is away...
I should ask the rolling men to look...how many...hmmm...
No-nope! Still no sign of our Nam!
If the rolling men cant find him...no one can...
fly probably gave him his mushroom tea...lol...he will be back!!
Good blog dude!! ciao for now...
For God's sake you have stayed safe, so we can view you here.
Back around 82, one night I was a 'little' bit drunk in my apartment and I decided to sharpen some knives (at 1am). Most of that isn't worth mentioning. But along the way, I wondered why butter knives were always so dull. So I picked one and sharpened the Heck out of it. Stopped when it no longer pulled while shaving body hair off my arms. I think I got it sharper than my razor was. Finished and happy, I put the knife back in the drawer with the other butter knives, went to sleep and forgot all about it. For at least 3 days.
On day 3 or 4 I accidentally grabbed the same knife and tried to butter some bread with it. Needless to say two pieces of buttered bread and a fair amount of my blood fell onto the kitchen floor.
Only then I remembered.