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Go ahead .sit there as the Spider does and wait.wait .and wait.youve got the time.Sooner or later they will make a mistake and give you the opportunity to pounce.and then you can say.."Gotcha!"."How does it feel?!".All that did was alienate it more(Maybe that was your intention).You can stay protected behind those Castle Walls youve erected.And if they get beyond the Moat which surrounds those Castle Walls.and they knock upon your door.You can Pretend youre not there.And then when they are leaving and youre spying from the top in your Spy Tower.and then they are out of site.its then that you wished that you wouldve answered the door..(But you didnt did you?).And now theyre gone .and I dont think theyre coming back for 2nds.We all want to be part of the conversation.But thats not that easy as some that are conversing with that person there have made it clear that they dont like you.(So.you dont bother to even get involved(For when you did that before the ones that didnt like you went silent).(And that wasnt a very nice feeling.was it?.But every once in a while you do come out from behind those Castle Walls.But you didnt think about those Snakes who are lying in wait in the High Grass.and Bang!.They got you!!!.And you ran back to your Castle of Protection...(Where you remain up until today).But take some comfort that out there in the far distance where you cannot see.There are others just as you.Behind their Castle Walls.(This will be a few hour blog only).
.And there are no comments because i must protect myself behind these Castle Walls

Yeah.Its another Saturday here in New England...And seeing that Saturday aint what it used to be.Guess I might as well go fishing again at the "Ten Mile River" and seewhats going on there.Okay..got everything I need in the truck.And now Im driving the 2 miles to get there.And now Im here.Its almost 430pm here as I get out and grab the stuff.It rained all day but it is ending now.as I walk down the gray Autumn colored path which leads to the River.Maybe 2 hours left of daylight so theres no need to waste any time.1st.Get a fire going.Okay .thats done.Now.Something to drink.Something to "Smoke".Baiting up the hook .And then a big wind up...And way out there goes the line,and then."A Distant splash".Time now to sit back and listen to Nature.And wait.

These are all real places and these are there real names.Accident,Maryland.Bastard,Norway.Batman,Turkey.Bitchfield,England.Blow Me Down,New Foundland.Boring,Maryland.Cockhill,Ireland.Condom,France.Dickshooter,Idaho.Dicktown,New Jersey.Dildo,New Foundland.Fu--ing,Austria(Their sign keeps disappearing).Knob Lick,Missouri.Middle Fart,Denmark.No Place,England.Pill,England.Rectum,Netherlands.Rottenegg,Austria...Sandy Balls,England.Scratchy bottom,England.Three c*ck,Wales.Twatt,Scotland.Intercourse,Pennsylvania.Nothing,Arizona.Ugley.England.Why,Arizona..and finally.Why Not,Mississippi.(Im sure theres a lot more).

If its really within your style.Then every once in a great while.You should take a walk "Out To Forever"(And enjoy it while it lasts).Where the "Future of the Future" demands you be a "Maybe".Where a "Yes" or a "No".does not compute.........Where the meaning of "Time" knows not a "Time" (For you as of yet).A place of "Space" of "Wonder" of "Awe".Of things the "Human" mind cannot dispute.(Nor has the knowledge to)..Where the past cant be known.therefore cant be shown.And "Maybe" continues on..Where the "Ideas"of unknown.invisible there are.Where you can hitch on to that slow "Passing Star".Where forever is within the longest time as you hang on with your "Soul".Where "Yesterday" is thrown away.(All the way back to where it all started).A destination where one cannot stay in ones space.Where you are constantly going...but where you wont know.Where the "Pitch Black"collides with "Light".(That must be an awesome sight).At the "Edge of the Universe" the travel is so fast."Take a Walk out to Forever"..(Enjoy it while it lasts)."Out there in Forever"."And a Little More".

Last week I went fishing and all I caught was a skinny little 4 inch Perch.Maybe it will be better tonight for I am prepared for a fish bigger than 4 inches long.So This time Ive got plenty of Night Crawlers for those "Big Guys"(Who are a lot smarter than the little guys.Thats how they got to be big).Its only a 10 minute drive and Im just about there now.Ok...I just got out of the truck.Grab the stuff from the Bed...and its maybe 50 strides to get there.Having arrived I can see that the water is like a Mirror.(Hauntingly Calm).I just baited the hook and whooooooom! There it all goes!,,With the fat worm behing the sinker.(And then?...A distant splash).And once again along comes Mary...As the silence grows so loud(Cept for that bird on the other side of the river)But he adds to the natural blending of Lifes Sounds.Now...Lighting up a cigarette...leaning against this skinny tree.And then?.The Future Begins.10Minutes gone by now..I reel in the line and add another fat worm with the existing 1st guy and whamm!!..There it all goes!!..And Then.(A Distant Splash).

You see.ive decided to go on a fishing trip.And I found a good fishing spot right here.So Ill put all my fishing gear down.Light up a cigarette and have a gander at all that is around me,so Ill be familiar with my surroundings(One must always play it safe).Okay..Everything is seems to be fine so Ill pick up the fishing rod.put some bait on the loe hook(Thats done).And like a batter about to swing.I throw out the line as far as it will go.(A distant slash)and then I sit down.Put the rod against this old branch Ive pushd into the ground.Pull out an Ice Coffee and then along comes "Mary".And the waiting begins.Heh!!.Already there was a nibble!!.That gets my attention right away.Im sitting up .if I wasnt already!.And would you believe it?,At the very moment I get a bite.Mary comes creeping .will I remember what Im really doing?.The colors of the woods around me are really coming at me now.And Im getting to the point where I can hear the Silence(after all Silence does have a sound).Well.the line hasnt moved anymore.so its back to sitting against this tree.Wheres my cigarettes?..Oh..here they are.SO id say that time will only tell if I will be relieving these waters of some of its inhabitants.YupIts just me and "Mary" down here by the River watching to see if theres anything to see.I reel the line in I cast out there once again."And Then..A Distant Splash".

Every now and then these things must come to be.And if you searched .you would never see.So it must leave..Oh so slow does it fade.Turn around and.The change is made.Its not a thought that allows all the ways.Its what youve become nowadays.The curtain opensTheres no applause.You wonder just what could be the cause?.The cause of all the pain inside...A private moment in silence you cried.."This life of mine.Its not my choice...ANd all those times you wished you died.You walked along the avenue.Hoping someone would notice you.But its always the same everyday.With you no one wants to play.You go back on home to your Castle so high.all so weary of wondering why.Are you really there at all?.Should you just go and take the fall.So..realizing now destruction.your Love runs to the soul.As your Castle comes crashing down on you.IN your dungeons deepest hole."And in the end,nothing ever really mattered.at all".

Here are some Tips for those who will take it and put it to good u"Dont ever call a place that only you know about "Paradise"...Because if you tell others.you can kiss it good by"."If you are a Fisherman or Woman"."Dont tell anybody about your secret place where there are tons of worms"..."If he or she doesnt clean all the worms out..then someone else they told will do it"."And your Worm supply will be gone"."When buying a car and dont know what the price is".(Dont say 1st)."THis is how much I have".The guy will say."My..what a coincidence.thats how much I was selling it for"."if you are about to dive into a swimming pool"."Please make sure there is water in it 1st"."That could be painful"."If you dont have to talk..dont!.you might last longer with that guy or Gal"."Never talk yourself out of turn"."You surely will be shot to pieces"."Watch out for that friendly pat on your back"...."The enemy cant possibly get any closer"."Never try to help 2 people who are fighting"."You will end up the bad guy in the end".."And it will end up all your fault"."And lastly and most important of them all"."If you dont want anyone else to know your secret .except your best friend"."Dont tell your best friend!" ."So..there you go.these are just a few".

There are a lot of disagreements going on all the time.sometimes the written word can be taken totally the wrong way.From there .you can forget it.the whole situation gets so far out of hand that the sanity cannot be be retrieved.It can never happen .but it wpould be great to have a "Court of Morals".1st.We wouldnt need a Judge.he/she just sits there anywhere and does nothing.what we would need is to pick 12 members to sit as the jury.The plaintiff would state his/her case and evidence.The defendant would then do the same thing.The jury would cast there vote.and the verdict would be stated.at least there would be some kind of closure.There would be no sentence.just a verdict.No appeals folks.that would be it.I think that this would be interesting .but of course thats never going to happen .so we can be assured there will be unrest for as long as the Future survives.Let the Battles go on.(Because of an Insect.I cant allow comments).

"Why are Manhole covers round?"(It is the only shape that when you take it from covering the hole.It cant be accidentally dropped in where the poor guy at the bottom would be clobbered with it while he was working)."Why do they call them "Cough Drops".(I mean.if theyre Cough Drops then when you take one..you should start coughing)..("They should be called "Anti Cough Drops")."How come we spell "Pound "with these 5 letters and the abbreviation is LB.?"(Sometimes I have to wonder)."And of course there is "Ounce".(Yet the abbreviation for it is OZ.?)."Plus there is always the word "Barrel"(And for the life of me I have to wonder where they came up with "BBL."?)."Can someone tell me where they decided to call a piece of meat shaped as a cigar in between 2 slices of bread a "Hot Dog"?(It does not resemble a "Dog" nor a "Dog thats Hot")."Theres Football.Baseball.Basketball.(how come they dont call the rest "Soccerball",,"Tennisball"."Golf Ball"?).Why do Pilots always say the same thing to the other guy on the radio.."Rodger"?(Are you telling me that the guy on the other end is always named Rodger?).When someone says to you.."You can say that again".(Do you say it again to them?).And Finally folks I must and have to ask you this.Here goes,"Why is it that a song that was popular many years ago was called."Dueling Banjos"..(When in fact it was a Banjo and a Guitar?).P.S.And why is there an "Itsy Bitsy Spider".An."Inky Dinky Spider",And in other places hes a "Teeney Weeney Spider?".(And Im sure theres much more).(No Insects Allowed).No comments is the best way to go.It irks the hell out of some.I love it.They cant get to me