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I Saw The Doctor The Other Day. Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. > A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous...	558	8	0	Jun 2020	Jun 2020	May 1
What Do You Think? You can tune a piano, but you can't tune a fish....	433	0	0	Feb 2021	Feb 2021	Apr 26
Jock the Painter Jock, the painter, often would thin his paint so it would go further. So when the Church decided to do some deferred maintenance, Jock was able to pu...	387	1	0	Feb 2021	Feb 2021	May 2
Going Def When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes a Def Leppard.......	908	9	0	Apr 2021	Mar 2022	May 2
Pumpkin Pie Does anyone on here have a delicious pumpkin pie recipe? If so, would you please share it on here? For Thanksgiving on Thursday, I have been designa...	924	21	0	Nov 2015	Nov 2015	May 1
Must See This Magic Show Must see this magic show!	565	6	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	May 1
The quiet wisdom of an elder! Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...	476	0	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 25
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...	574	6	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 26

Persevere Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...	531	5	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 22
Cows The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in...	637	6	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	1 hrs ago
All Girl Biker Bar "An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...	593	2	0	Mar 2018	Mar 2018	Apr 26
Happy Easter HAPPY EASTER everyone! What are your plans for Easter? I will be sharing a meal with my family!...	580	8	0	Mar 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 26
SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...	614	5	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
The FBI agent Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...	598	4	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 25
BURMA SHAVE......a little of yesteryear > A man, a miss, > A car a curve. > He kissed the miss, > And missed the curve. > Burma Shave > > I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved s...	643	2	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 22
Looking for a Job in Florida Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...	571	8	0	Apr 2018	Apr 2018	Apr 23
Just Three Words A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...	557	4	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 29
THE PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t...	525	6	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 28
Prognosis Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h...	544	7	0	May 2018	May 2018	Apr 22
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY! Happy Memorial Day to my family and friends! Also, I wish a Happy Memorial day to all veterans who are serving their country, especially those who pa...	470	4	0	May 2018	May 2018	7 hrs ago
Smile Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!...	493	6	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 26

God's Wife Priceless! God's Wife IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. Th...	585	10	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	May 2
ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND. It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...	577	4	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 30
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy Birthday President Donald Trump! I want to thank you for all of the great things you have done so far as president! Anyone care to j...	1,399	32	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 29
A Few Chuckles My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...	653	8	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 23
THE HAIRCUT Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...	565	7	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 24
Robot Bartender A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...	614	1	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 29
Four Men Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...	584	4	0	Jun 2018	Jul 2018	Apr 28
10 Awesome things that money can't buy! 1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common Sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class 9...	619	5	0	Jun 2018	Jun 2018	Apr 25
I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...	630	7	0	Jul 2018	Jul 2018	11 hrs ago
Chasing Rabbits An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...	548	1	0	Jul 2018	Jul 2018	May 1

Christian Subject Matter During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews...	855	7	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	Apr 19
Pearls of Wisdom Pearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake...	671	6	0	Oct 2018	Oct 2018	May 1
Swiss Guide Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over and over. One time an English tourist was giving h...	472	9	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	15 hrs ago
This is a glimpse into our futures... One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, "My elbow hurts really bad. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't hav...	519	14	0	Feb 2017	Feb 2017	Apr 20
Six Short Stories {1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH...	501	4	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	Apr 28
Biker A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her...	680	8	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	May 2
First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...	944	8	0	Aug 2018	Aug 2018	Apr 26
Burt Reynolds Sad news for fans of Burt Reynolds! If you don't already know, he died Thurs. Sept. 6. I was always a big fan of his! He made some very good movi...	3,787	7	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	May 2
A Few Smiles Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous you...	616	12	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	May 1
Flies The husband was in the kitchen killing flies. The wife walks into the kitchen and says to the husband.."what are you doing"? He replies.."killing fl...	2,154	4	0	Dec 2012	Nov 2014	May 2
Minnesota Bank Robbery A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way o...	2,279	7	0	Dec 2013	Mar 2014	Apr 29

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