Just Three Words

A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.

After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how extreme or unusual it is, I'm game. I want $100, and there's another condition". Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is. "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words".

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts ten - $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: "Paint my house."

Our needs change as we get older.


And that is how my house got painted last month! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Jim good morning..lolrolling on the floor laughing Nice bargain I say.
Good morning Phyllis! Yeah, I would say so!laugh
What a grand day in paradise Jim. I mean even here in blogland.beer
rolling on the floor laughing Very funny, read it earlier but got sidetracked before commenting. thumbs up
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