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A Few Chuckles

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...
21280Jun 18Jul 1816 hrs ago

Having a heck of a day......

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...
10852Jul 11Jul 133 hrs ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday President Donald Trump! I want to thank you for all of the great things you have done so far as president! Anyone care to j...
485450Jun 14Jul 11Jul 21

Chasing Rabbits

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...
8810Jul 10Jul 10Jul 20

I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.

It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...
11770Jul 5Jul 510 hrs ago

Four Men

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...
13040Jun 26Jul 110 hrs ago

10 Awesome things that money can't buy!

1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common Sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class 9...
11060Jun 30Jun 3020 hrs ago

THE HAIRCUT

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...
14870Jun 20Jun 2810 hrs ago

God's Wife

Priceless! God's Wife IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. Th...
174100Jun 2Jun 28Jul 20

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...
16140Jun 8Jun 28just now

Robot Bartender

A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...
13040Jun 21Jun 22Jul 21

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all of the fathers here!...
12870Jun 17Jun 17Jul 20

Smile

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!...
12560Jun 1Jun 24 hrs ago

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Happy Memorial Day to my family and friends! Also, I wish a Happy Memorial day to all veterans who are serving their country, especially those who pa...
9840May 28May 28Jul 20

Prognosis

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h...
12170May 26May 27Jul 20

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t...
15060May 22May 22Jul 20

Just Three Words

A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...
16540May 1May 2Jul 20

Looking for a Job in Florida

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...
19580Apr 20Apr 22Jul 20

The FBI agent

Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...
18570Apr 12Apr 20Jul 20

BURMA SHAVE......a little of yesteryear

> A man, a miss, > A car a curve. > He kissed the miss, > And missed the curve. > Burma Shave > > I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved s...
15730Apr 16Apr 17Jul 20

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...
21860Mar 13Apr 10Jul 20

SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...
21360Apr 3Apr 3Jul 17

Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER everyone! What are your plans for Easter? I will be sharing a meal with my family!...
195110Mar 31Apr 1Jul 17

Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th...
258110Mar 3Mar 31Jul 17

All Girl Biker Bar

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...
18630Mar 27Mar 28Jul 12

Cows

The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in...
19860Mar 27Mar 27Jul 17

Persevere

Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...
16250Mar 23Mar 23Jul 16

The quiet wisdom of an elder!

Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...
12600Mar 10Mar 10Jul 11

Must See This Magic Show

Must see this magic show!
17560Mar 8Mar 8Jul 12

Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...
21371Mar 5Mar 6Jul 17

Billboard Outside Of Bar

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor...
18460Feb 7Mar 4Jul 21

Has anyone heard from Ashlander?

Haven't seen her on the blogs for months! She use to be on pretty much every day! Wrote good blogs and comments! If anyone has her CS...
325110Mar 2Mar 3Jul 16

Civilization in 2018- this is 'priceless' !!!

? Our Phones - Wireless ? Cooking - Fireless ? Cars - Keyless ? Food - Fatless ? Tires -Tubeless ? Dress - Sleeveless ? Youth - Jobless ? Lead...
281150Feb 28Feb 2810 hrs ago

Ace and Priscilla

Ace and Priscilla were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man wou...
17520Feb 28Feb 2823 hrs ago

COW HIT BY A LIMO

>>> Suddenly, a cow runs out onto the road, and a limo driving late at night, hits it head on, and the car comes to a stop. The woman in the back seat...
19240Feb 25Feb 2520 hrs ago

Statements From Democrats

Great Orators of the Democrat Party - PAST: "One man with courage makes a majority." ~Andrew Jackson "The only thing we have to fear is fear...
303250Jan 14Feb 24Jul 18

The Jewish ELBOW

A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I...
309260Feb 21Feb 24Jul 14

Billy Graham

I guess most of you know by now that the Rev. Billy Graham passed away this morning, Wed., Feb. 21, at his home in North Carolina, USA. Mr Graham was...
16930Feb 21Feb 21Jul 11

Fish & Chips Monastery

A young hiker is traveling thru a heavily wooded area and comes upon a Monastery full of friars and monks. He knocks on the door for directions, howev...
15010Feb 14Feb 14Jul 17

SAYINGS

LOVE BIG, play HARD & eat DESSERT! SAVOR the simple THINGS and DON'T WORRY about THE REST! Choose TODAY to BE AMAZING! Each MORNING i...
15050Feb 12Feb 12Jul 21

Happiness

Happiness is like a butterfly, the more you chase it, the more it will elude you. If you capture it against it's will, you will kill it. But if yo...
188160Feb 10Feb 11Jul 17

Today Feb. 9, is, Happy National Pizza Day

What is The World's Largest Pizza Chain With Over 16,000 Locations Worldwide? Pizza Hut is a subsidiary of Yum! Brands, and is the world’s larges...
16770Feb 9Feb 9Jul 21

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