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U.S. Marine Corps Birthday

Today, Nov. 10, is the birthday of one of the greatest fighting units ever!!! Founded on Nov. 10, 1775!! Semper/Fi...
134200Nov 10Nov 1114 hrs ago

Three mischievous old Grannies!

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Gra...
11341Oct 12Oct 12Nov 11

Pearls of Wisdom

Pearls of Wisdom: 1. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends. 2. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake...
16790Oct 9Oct 9Nov 12

Christian Subject Matter

During these serious and troubled times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews...
27580Sep 17Sep 23Nov 12

Happy Birthday, BritishColumbian aka Jenny

I want to wish a dear lady and friend a very, very Happy Birthday! Jenny! Please join me in wishi...
286291Sep 15Sep 16Nov 10

A Few Smiles

Morris , an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous you...
172120Sep 13Sep 14Nov 8

Burt Reynolds

Sad news for fans of Burt Reynolds! If you don't already know, he died Thurs. Sept. 6. I was always a big fan of his! He made some very good movi...
54080Sep 7Sep 745 mins ago

First the Apple

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After the...
22890Aug 23Aug 24Nov 12

Biker

A little girl was leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her...
18480Aug 20Aug 2112 hrs ago

Six Short Stories

{1} Once all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella. That's FAITH...
12640Aug 13Aug 13Nov 9

Grandfathers Know Everything

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the hous...
14220Aug 3Aug 324 hrs ago

A Few Chuckles

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answe...
29380Jun 18Jul 18Nov 4

Having a heck of a day......

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swi...
22452Jul 11Jul 13Nov 6

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday President Donald Trump! I want to thank you for all of the great things you have done so far as president! Anyone care to j...
626450Jun 14Jul 113 hrs ago

Chasing Rabbits

An old German Shepherd starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther heading rapidly in hi...
16910Jul 10Jul 10Nov 12

I bought a new Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.

It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline or E85. I had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service...
22570Jul 5Jul 521 hrs ago

Four Men

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You're t...
22040Jun 26Jul 1Nov 4

10 Awesome things that money can't buy!

1. Manners 2. Morals 3. Respect 4. Character 5. Common Sense 6. Trust 7. Patience 8. Class 9...
19460Jun 30Jun 30Nov 12

THE HAIRCUT

Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting. One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,...
23170Jun 20Jun 28Nov 9

God's Wife

Priceless! God's Wife IT WILL KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. Th...
238100Jun 2Jun 28Nov 1

ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND.

It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when the...
23340Jun 8Jun 28Nov 10

Robot Bartender

A GUY GOES INTO A BAR IN NEW YORK WHERE ALL THE BARTENDERS ARE ROBOTS: THE GUY SITS DOWN AT THE BAR AND THE ROBOT ASKS: "WHAT WILL YOU HAVE? THE GUY...
23840Jun 21Jun 227 hrs ago

Happy Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all of the fathers here!...
19970Jun 17Jun 1713 hrs ago

Smile

Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get the hole filled!...
18860Jun 1Jun 2Nov 6

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

Happy Memorial Day to my family and friends! Also, I wish a Happy Memorial day to all veterans who are serving their country, especially those who pa...
15840May 28May 28Nov 8

Prognosis

Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live. Given the prognosis, Morris asks h...
20870May 26May 2719 hrs ago

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins t...
22160May 22May 226 hrs ago

Just Three Words

A 76-year-old man is having a drink at the Meadows Country Club bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so at...
23540May 1May 2Nov 10

Looking for a Job in Florida

Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do. Sally applied for a job in...
26080Apr 20Apr 22Nov 12

The FBI agent

Three men want to become agents for the FBI. After a day of intensive interviews, they are told there is one more test to prove their dedication to th...
23470Apr 12Apr 2013 hrs ago

BURMA SHAVE......a little of yesteryear

> A man, a miss, > A car a curve. > He kissed the miss, > And missed the curve. > Burma Shave > > I'm sure that Burma Shave actually saved s...
23530Apr 16Apr 17Nov 10

THE PERFECT HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins...
27460Mar 13Apr 10Nov 8

SQUIRRELS IN CHURCH

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded th...
27860Apr 3Apr 3Nov 5

Happy Easter

HAPPY EASTER everyone! What are your plans for Easter? I will be sharing a meal with my family!...
239110Mar 31Apr 1Nov 12

Understanding Engineers

Understanding Engineers #1: Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" Th...
326110Mar 3Mar 31Nov 10

All Girl Biker Bar

"An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After...
27630Mar 27Mar 28Nov 12

Cows

The only cow in a small Iowa town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across the state line in...
25760Mar 27Mar 27Nov 11

Persevere

Young preacher Nathan was sitting in a lunch counter eating spaghetti and salad. He opened an envelope he’d just received that morning from his mother...
22150Mar 23Mar 2317 hrs ago

The quiet wisdom of an elder!

Rebecca was driving home from one of her business trips in New Mexico when she saw an old Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip wa...
18900Mar 10Mar 10Nov 10

Must See This Magic Show

Must see this magic show!
24160Mar 8Mar 83 hrs ago

Better than a Flu Shot!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One af...
26771Mar 5Mar 6Nov 9

Billboard Outside Of Bar

If ever u feel overloaded by life, wife or work, Immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center & place order for any 1 or mor...
24560Feb 7Mar 4Nov 10

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