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New Year's Resolutions Now that Christmas is over, I imagine everyone is getting their New Year's Resolution list together? Remember when you make this list, you have to be...	770	37	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 2
Just Want To Say Merry Christmas to all of my friends and nonfriends! Because of CS, I have a lot more friends this Christmas! Thank you CS!...	667	23	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 26
Perks Of Being 50 And Beyond At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell. Someone had to remind me, So I'm reminding you, too. Don't laugh..... It is all t...	605	21	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 4
Symmetry The life of Jesus is a perfect full circle of semmetry. His conception and birth brought Him into the world. His ressurection and ascension took Him...	857	14	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	10 hrs ago
Christmas Smiles Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees sh...	558	13	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	13 hrs ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy, happy birthday XuanMai! May you have many, many more! Time for everyone to...	893	25	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	19 hrs ago
Treasure Your Family When he was still a great way off, his father saw him and had compassion, and ran and fell on his neck and kissed...	578	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 9
Smile Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was conc...	582	10	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	Apr 29

JUST A FEW GOOD SMILES & LAUGHS..." Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but...	696	18	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 3
Twenty Questions Twenty Questions 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It 3. How D...	605	14	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	13 hrs ago
Neat Math Trick I love math tricks and this one really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!! Amazing it really works to reveal my all-time favorite mo...	618	15	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	13 hrs ago
Angry Birds Students at New Mexico State University had trouble walking to class last fall after hawks built nests in trees by the gym. The mother hawks considere...	600	7	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 7
Relax....Everyone Needs A Chuckle This was sent to me this morning and I thought it would be a nice chuckle!	705	23	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	33 mins ago
Other people's Comments Everyone makes comments on other people's blogs. We don't always agree or disagree on the subject matter, so we make a comment. Well this morning, a...	1,315	39	0	Dec 2014	Dec 2014	May 1
Gratuity Not Included: Servers Ask almost any waiter, waitress, or server and they'll tell you: They dread the Sunday after-church crowd. Perhaps it's undeserved, but many churchgoe...	751	16	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 6
The Poison Garden In Eureka, California, best-selling author Amy Stewart tends an unusual garden behind her house. Every plant could kill you. Some of her plants, if in...	524	7	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 5
Happy Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! I have much to be thankful for! Blessings to all of you! A lady was picking through the frozen turkey...	587	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	13 hrs ago
Comfort In The Night When small children awake in the middle of the night, if they don't run to their parent' bedroom, they will at least call out for them. They want to...	595	9	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 26
Sad One of the sweetest ladies, Smart----, on the blogs has said goodbye to everyone. She says she has met the love of her life. I just want her to know...	867	23	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 5
Daily Prayer Jesus' pattern for prayer can be a helpful aid to prayer in the early morning hours or the last minutes of the day. In the morning, use Jesus' patter...	576	11	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	2 hrs ago
President John F Kennedy Fifty one years ago today, JFK was assassinated in Dallas, Texas! A very sad time for us here in the USA! I remember I was playing golf in Californi...	826	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	1 hrs ago

Try a Smile “And this over here” croaked the 90 year old museum tour guide, “is a fossil 4 million and 69 years old, on it’s left you can see another fossil that’...	512	3	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	May 8
A Needed Laugh The neighbors thought it was odd, but 93 year old Morton was dating again. One Monday morning Morton woke up with a funny feeling that something impo...	535	15	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	13 hrs ago
Charles Manson I read where Manson, the murderer, got married to a 25 yr old girl! How pathetic! Any opinions from anyone?...	1,014	29	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	5 hrs ago
5 lessons 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor Gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student...	976	35	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	6 hrs ago
Some Thoughts Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, But thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please le...	788	32	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 28
What Causes Arthritis? A drunk man who smelled of beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a hal...	502	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	Apr 29
Flies The husband was in the kitchen killing flies. The wife walks into the kitchen and says to the husband.."what are you doing"? He replies.."killing fl...	2,157	4	0	Dec 2012	Nov 2014	21 hrs ago
Feeling Sick Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was...	523	4	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	13 hrs ago
Important Facts To Remember Important Facts to Remember as We Grow Older: Number 7 - Death is the number 1 killer in the world. Number 6 - Life is sexually transmitted...	534	13	0	Nov 2014	Nov 2014	13 hrs ago
The Great White Throne And I saw the dead, small and great, standing before God, and books were opened. Revelation 20:12 Recommended Reading Revelation 20:11-15 Anyone...	556	-	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 9

Driver's Education? Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himse...	557	10	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 3
Secret To A Happy Marriage! Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was Jerry’s turn...	1,914	6	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 2
Political If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress? Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be cha...	632	6	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Happy birthday Angelpepper!...	1,477	59	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 7
Flying Joe was a steward for Fly High airlines. He watched as an older lady boarded the plane holding a dog in a cage. “Excuse me,” said Joe “dogs are not al...	1,931	6	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
Why all of a sudden, people are posting blogs but not allowing comments! Hey the comments are what makes this a fun place to be. SHeeeeeeeesh! I thi...	755	33	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 6
"Last Wish" Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal. The Italian asks f...	501	9	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 4
"White Lies" "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes sir." the new recruit replied "Well, then, that makes everything jus...	554	12	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
Sharing Everything A little old couple walked slowly into McDonalds that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating...	407	4	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5
A New Beat A squad car cop was passing through a town in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant from his district covering the beat. He stoppe...	510	2	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 7
Deputy Sheriff Quiz The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer (who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket) went in to try out for the job. "OK," the...	771	10	0	Oct 2014	Oct 2014	May 5

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