Driver's Education?

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies-two in the front seat and three in the back-wide eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver,an older, obviously confused, lady, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit?
No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...Twenty- two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer", says the old woman, "We just got off Route 119."

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Hi Smarty,wave Don't know but that could account for them being pale.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing being pale... they just met dracula, aren't they?

oh last week I watched "Dracula - untold", very good movie... thumbs up
Hi Jim,wave Thanks for reminding that's only the route number. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Thank you for the chuckle jim laugh wave
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing good one thanks.
Very useful information for me as I am a beginning driver...laugh
Good one Jim will send this on to my other friends

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Well, I am glad everyone liked the car joke.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing It reminds me of the time when I was around 20 and home on leave from the Marine Corps. My brother was a hot rodder. We were driving over to Hollywood to my sister's and had to go thru the downtown Los Angeles interchange where 4 freeways meet. Traffic wasn't to heavy. He speeded up to 105 MPH and I almost messed my pants!rolling on the floor laughing He scared the crep out of me! I guess I will never forget that! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Ken, I would say you are a very, very lucky guythumbs up
Jim - Noted. Several have told me that. Over and over at different incidents. :)
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