Perks Of Being 50 And Beyond
At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell.Someone had to remind me,
So I'm reminding you, too.
Don't laugh..... It is all true!
Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
and heading towards
70 & beyond!
1.
Kidnappers are not very
Interested in you.
2.
In a hostage situation,
You are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run --
Anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask,
'Did I wake you?'
5.
People no longer view you as a
Hypochondriac.
6.
There is nothing left
To learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now
Won't wear out.
8.
You can eat
Supper at 4 PM.
9..
You can live without sex
But not your glasses.
10.
You get into heated arguments
About pension plans.
11..
You no longer think of speed limits
As a challenge..
12.
You quit trying to hold
Your stomach in no matter who walks
Into the room.
13.
You sing along
With elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get
Much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance
Is finally beginning to pay off.
16..
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists
Than the national weather service..
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends
Because they can't remember them either.
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
A manageable size.
19.
You can't remember
Who sent you this list.
And you notice these are all
In big print
For your convenience.
Forward this to everyone
You can remember.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING:
Never, NEVER,NEVER,
Under any circumstances,
Take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on
The same night!
"Good friends are like stars...You don't always see them, but you know they are always there."
Comments (21)
I said some of those to my bf this morning, he's 54!
I was diagnosed with osteo arthritis last yr dec. Early onset.
So they agree with u totally.
I am on homeopathy and I feel much better a yr later.
Until I have to downsize my car I do like a challenge (11).
Good ones Jim.
Thanks so much for your reminding, they are and
Eespecially I like 9 and 15 and 16 and 19
So then, a profile pic WITHOUT glasses means...
Best arguement for preventive dental care I've ever hesrd!
Some of us learned the hard way about confusing Brylcreem & Nair.
Yes it means ...
Thanks for the reminder of what I am going to look forward to when I hit fifty!!...my glasses are not replaceable even now...just saying!!
Thanks my friend.
Thanks everyone for your comments.
Hope you are having a wonderful holiday season!!!