Christmas Smiles
Office Holiday MemoTo: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).
Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)
Work requests are not to be filed under “Bah humbug.”
Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma’s house.
All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday!
Your Eggnog’s Too Strong
If you see a fat man…
Who’s jolly and cute,
wearing a beard
and a red flannel suit,
and if he is chuckling
and laughing away,
while flying around
in a miniature sleigh
with eight tiny reindeer
to pull him along,
then lets face it…
Your eggnog’s too strong!!!
Christmas Card From Pets:
We, your cats,
at Christmas say,
Thanks for caring
for us each day.
We love this season,
all green and red,
And by the way,
the hamster’s dead.
Meow, glub, meow, glub,
a merry Christmas Wish.
Meow, glub, meow, glub,
from your cat and goldfish.
I’ve always loved
the Christmas Feast.
I’ve heard this year
it’s ham.
Too bad I’ve other
plans this time.
Love, Your Pot-bellied Pig named Sam.
Comments (13)
Wishing you a wonderful Christmas too with loved ones and friends
No problem Jo. Please do.
Viv. I don't have pets. Just friends and family.
Wish everyon a Merry Christmas!
Today it's the bright of SUN!
And for this Merry Christmas MONTH
Wishing we all are number ONE!
And Gentlejim, always you have all the best ONE!
Merry Christmas,,,,thanks for all the laughs....
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!!!!