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Three Contractors Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesot...	598	13	0	Jul 2014	Nov 2016	Apr 19
Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered w...	663	10	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
Too much tension on here! Too much tension on here! I am posting this to get people to laugh and relax! ENJOY!...	778	11	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 24
Funny	698	1	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
BREAKING NEWS: Canada to Build a Wall >> >> >> >> News Update from Canada >> >> The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has inten...	748	8	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
Beethoven A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by...	520	7	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
All Americans Please go out and vote tomorrow, Nov. 8! This may be the most important election in your lifetime! I believe everyone's life will be impacted by thi...	652	9	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 23
Hillary honored by Apaches Indians Hillary Clinton addressed a major gathering of the Apache Indian Nation. She spoke for almost an hour about her plans for increasing every Native Amer...	1,081	10	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	22 hrs ago

Heart Broken Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill...	782	13	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
Just Fred Gets Stopped by the Traffic Police for Speeding A California Highway Patrol Officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day, he decides to...	600	3	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	Apr 20
I do not like the new CS format! Much prefer old format! What is your opinion and why?...	1,822	53	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 24
King Arthur And The Witch: Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's you...	597	3	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 25
TINY STORIES WITH GREAT MESSAGES {1} Once all the villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all the people gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.** That's F...	703	13	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20
Trump vs Clinton Take a look at these comparisons! Trump: Were Going to Build a Wall! Clinton: Open Borders! Trump: Deport Illegals! Clinton: Amnesty Now! Trump...	726	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20
Your First Kiss What age did you kiss your first guy or girl? How did you feel after the kiss? Where did it happen?...	862	24	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20
Interesting Photos ENJOY!	683	3	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 24
Beautiful Grand Canyon in Arizonia ENJOY!...	696	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20
Forgetter Be Forgotten? My forgetter's getting better, But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke! For when I'm 'here' I'm wonder...	577	11	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 25
Marriage Counselor's Solution The husband and wife go to a marriage counselor after 15 years of marriage. The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a ti...	562	9	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20
Peace on the blogs Maybe it is just me, but it seems that some peace has settled on the blogs! Lot of bantering going on, which I like, but the arguing seems to have mo...	1,238	42	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	24 hrs ago
A Woman Was Out Golfing One Day When She Hit The Ball Into The Woods She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release...	518	6	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20

Inspirational Quotes 1. If you want to achieve greatness stop asking for permission. ~Anonymous 2. Things work out best for those who make the best of how things w...	649	12	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	Apr 20
Where Have All Of The Old Bloggers Gone? Where is Catfoot? Haven't seen him in ages! He wrote great blogs! Where's 123butterflies? Funny lady! Tori10? Abby1963 Twinkle42 Amo...	2,010	63	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 25
A Man Went To A Proctologist A Man Went Into The Proctologist's Office For His First internal Exam. The prostate doctor told him to have a seat in the examination room and t...	562	6	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 20
Waiting For The Bus A blonde was visiting Washington, DC. This was her first time to the city, so she wanted to see the Capitol Building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find...	524	7	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 23
2nd Giraffe DC,I think the other giraffe ran away!...	583	9	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 20
Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum...	582	8	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 20
HEAVEN When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I h...	658	10	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	15 hrs ago
Windows vs Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a computer expo (COMDEX),...	513	3	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	Apr 20
Biker with a Broken Zip A couple were roaring down the road on a Honda motorcycle when the guy pulled over because his leather jacket had a broken zip. He told his girlfriend...	581	6	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaig As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket. She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner di...	1,993	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 25

The Magical Frog There once was a magical frog who lived in a huge forest. The forest was so big that he had never seen another animal as long as he lived. One day he...	563	12	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
The 5 Facts of Life A wise person once said...the 5 facts of life are: 1.. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments...	561	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Aging Cartoon Characters ENJOY!...	665	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	11 hrs ago
A little trivia A little trivia! This song is from what TV sitcom? No cheating! Making your way in the world today Takes everything you’ve got; Taking a brea...	826	20	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Deer Camp The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay wi...	460	9	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Captain Rudolf Larrson When I was young, Rudolf Larsson, lived across the road from us. He was a retired Norwegian sea captain and had long flowing flame red locks and a ful...	581	5	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	13 hrs ago
And now you know "The Rest of the Story"! He called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no...	800	7	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 25
Riddle for Seniors I know some of you are not considered seniors. Thought you might enjoy this any way. Today's riddle for seniors... Here is the situation:...	792	17	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	Apr 20
Some good memories Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the much older lady that she should bring her own grocery bags,because plastic bags are not...	673	6	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 20
Quote of the day! Times Quote of the day - > priceless Quote of the day by Dianne > Feinstein......Dianne > Feinstein: "All vets are mentally > ill in some way and...	799	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 25
Woman takes husband on road trip in casket An Alaskan woman took her husband on one last road trip in an aluminum casket, using ice to keep his body cold. While she did not break the law, th...	570	4	0	Jul 2016	Jul 2016	Apr 20

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