Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Nov 2016
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Obituary Submitted By Wife About Her Deceased Husband

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual obituary in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly.

"You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea".

Replied the widow, "I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he really was".

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lindsyjones
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Nov 14, 2016●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Nov 14, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Phy,

You are very welcome!thumbs up
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Redex
Redex●Northumberland, England UK
Nov 14, 2016●5,763 Comments
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Nov 14, 2016●344 Blogs●10,590 Comments
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cheers Good'n Jim!

Three Irishmen walked outta a bar....
Hey! It could happen!

cowboy
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micleeonline today!
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Nov 14, 2016●344 Blogs●10,590 Comments
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confused

What the...?

Where the hell's the Irish blog?!

cowboy
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Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99●Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Nov 14, 2016●60 Blogs●2,344 Comments
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Hex laugh laugh wave Good to see you again wink
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umayangani
umayangani●Colombo, Western Sri Lanka
Nov 15, 2016●2 Blogs●37 Comments
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Thank you Jim, for the guffaws
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Nov 15, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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HexKey,

I don't mind someone telling a joke on my blog but not taking it over with multiple jokes!thumbs down
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Nov 15, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks Red and Mic!thumbs up
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Nov 15, 2016●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks DC and Umay!thumbs up
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