Three Contractors
Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minnesota. All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700. $300 for materials, $300 for my crew, and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" replies the government official. And that, my friends, is how the new stimulus plan will work.And that folks is how it is done in Obama's hometown!
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good one jim
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Have you guys been spying on us. We invented that sort of thing here in Africa.
The cat is out of the bag........
If we go by Cat's claim that sort of bidding was invented in South Africa and spread rapidly to embrace the world
for we have the same system popping up here sometimes. We have but gone a step further.. there's a slice for the govt "official;" a slice for the local politician; a slice for the contractor and a pittance for the outfit that executes the work that goes on and on until theres a change of government
Jim I'm laughing so hard, I'm having a headache.