Heart Broken
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
Comments (13)
I can figure it out but I want u to explain it to me.
doctor could had been more precise
I don't know what it mens!
I thought the same thing!
That is what I thought! Instead of dying she will be crippled!
Thanks for the laughter
(JUST KIDDING BRITISH.)
I'm not Joburg born, as U r not SA born, but British, but r now a full SA male, with all the characteristics !
--> Please notice the way u worded the above comment to me (the tone says it all, as had all the others in the last 2 years on cs), but note Not naming me (as I'm not worth it according to u)?