HEAVEN
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy The Nation I helped conceive?"Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.
Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?
Comments (10)
Was cool here before Labor Day weekend. Yesterday it was in the 90's and humid...hot,hot! Today hot again! hey...I like summer! Winter will be here soon enough!
I checked it and it seems like cartoons.
Give a person a good feeling to know the pantry, and deep freeze are well stocked,
Yeah, I like fall! I love the beautiful color changes!
Did any of you like my joke?
loved it.