Liposuction & biodiesel (20)
RicoWest: What a shame that it's illegal as hell to do anything useful with human fat from liposuction. One thing Obama should do is to start a program where we can all get free lipo, if we agree to let our fat be used for making biodiesel (and we get vouchers to give us discounts on gas or diesel for a year when we go to the gas station to fill up). Ha ha, then I can go and pig out, get fat again, get another lipo, and another voucher! Some people will think it's gross, but I think it would solve the obesity problem and high fuel prices in one fell swoop.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
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RicoWest: What a shame that it's illegal as hell to do anything useful with human fat from liposuction. One thing Obama should do is to start a program where we can all get free lipo, if we agree to let our fat be used for making biodiesel (and we get vouchers to give us discounts on gas or diesel for a year when we go to the gas station to fill up). Ha ha, then I can go and pig out, get fat again, get another lipo, and another voucher! Some people will think it's gross, but I think it would solve the obesity problem and high fuel prices in one fell swoop.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
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Ok now I'm feeling sick,
time to switch off me thinks...... 
time to switch off me thinks......
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RicoWest: What a shame that it's illegal as hell to do anything useful with human fat from liposuction. One thing Obama should do is to start a program where we can all get free lipo, if we agree to let our fat be used for making biodiesel (and we get vouchers to give us discounts on gas or diesel for a year when we go to the gas station to fill up). Ha ha, then I can go and pig out, get fat again, get another lipo, and another voucher! Some people will think it's gross, but I think it would solve the obesity problem and high fuel prices in one fell swoop.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
You got yourself another problem - what about all the follow-up tucking? It's also kinda expensive. Any good use for that? I mean, to get those voucher's?
After product could also be utilized in an automobile industry. 
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seriously, why not to just eat only when one is hungry?
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There was a doctor in California that got busted for doing just this a while ago. The idea doesn't bother me at all, and would like to set up a franchise, could call McFuel.
That or make soap out of it like in the movie "Fight Club"
That or make soap out of it like in the movie "Fight Club"
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kidatheart: There was a doctor in California that got busted for doing just this a while ago. The idea doesn't bother me at all, and would like to set up a franchise, could call McFuel.
That or make soap out of it like in the movie "Fight Club"
That or make soap out of it like in the movie "Fight Club"
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Something tells me you're not to keen on the idea.
Just think, it could be a one stop service for frequent users. A hose in each butt cheek, one into the tank of the car, all while they stuff a half dozen greasy burgers down their necks, without getting out of the vehicle.
Ok, some may not like it, but I can see it making millions.
Just think, it could be a one stop service for frequent users. A hose in each butt cheek, one into the tank of the car, all while they stuff a half dozen greasy burgers down their necks, without getting out of the vehicle.
Ok, some may not like it, but I can see it making millions.
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kidatheart: Something tells me you're not to keen on the idea.
Just think, it could be a one stop service for frequent users. A hose in each butt cheek, one into the tank of the car, all while they stuff a half dozen greasy burgers down their necks, without getting out of the vehicle. Ok, some may not like it, but I can see it making millions.
Just think, it could be a one stop service for frequent users. A hose in each butt cheek, one into the tank of the car, all while they stuff a half dozen greasy burgers down their necks, without getting out of the vehicle. Ok, some may not like it, but I can see it making millions.
owh... did you just said 'making millions'?
...auto upholstery from tuck after-product 
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Laura25: owh... did you just said 'making millions'?
...auto upholstery from tuck after-product
...auto upholstery from tuck after-product
Yep, millions
I do believe love is what makes the world go around
Butt! Having stacks of cold hard cash about never hurt.
I dunno about upholstery, some tougher hides might have to be made into mudflaps.
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Or car seats could be built with fart collectors... then the cars would qualify as natural gas vehicles.
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kidatheart: Yep, millions I do believe love is what makes the world go around
Butt! Having stacks of cold hard cash about never hurt. I dunno about upholstery, some tougher hides might have to be made into mudflaps.
Butt! Having stacks of cold hard cash about never hurt. I dunno about upholstery, some tougher hides might have to be made into mudflaps.
You are hilarious, Kid.
I didn't know it about you.
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RicoWest: What a shame that it's illegal as hell to do anything useful with human fat from liposuction. One thing Obama should do is to start a program where we can all get free lipo, if we agree to let our fat be used for making biodiesel (and we get vouchers to give us discounts on gas or diesel for a year when we go to the gas station to fill up). Ha ha, then I can go and pig out, get fat again, get another lipo, and another voucher! Some people will think it's gross, but I think it would solve the obesity problem and high fuel prices in one fell swoop.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.
That would be stinky I bet.
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krimsa: That would be stinky I bet.
Not sure about people/diesel, but used cooking oil burned in a diesel engine smells like french fries.
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I wouldnt mind having lipo taken from my big toes to enhance my front appendage
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Mercedes1: I wouldnt mind having lipo taken from my big toes to enhance my front appendage
What, you want a nose like a proboscis monkey?
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RicoWest: What, you want a nose like a proboscis monkey?
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A fabulous idea Rico. But even better than that. They already have a system, a kinda laser treatment, where fat cells are bombarded and you pee it out. All done in one's lunch hour.
So I guess that extra fluid could be collected before you leave the doctor's office, and presto, you have a few litres of petrol for your trip back home or office
So I guess that extra fluid could be collected before you leave the doctor's office, and presto, you have a few litres of petrol for your trip back home or office
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venere08: A fabulous idea Rico. But even better than that. They already have a system, a kinda laser treatment, where fat cells are bombarded and you pee it out. All done in one's lunch hour.
So I guess that extra fluid could be collected before you leave the doctor's office, and presto, you have a few litres of petrol for your trip back home or office
So I guess that extra fluid could be collected before you leave the doctor's office, and presto, you have a few litres of petrol for your trip back home or office
Hahahahaha!!! So, instead of my spare tire being used to fill a diesel tank, I could pee fortyweight into the crankcase instead!
Too bad I can't pee gas...
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OTOH under the program, if you wanted lipo but didn't want it to be used for biodiesel, you'd need to pay a couple of grand just like you would now.