Three Doors ( Archived) (9)

Mar 17, 2009 2:27 PM CST Three Doors
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for
airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't
get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
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Mar 17, 2009 2:30 PM CST Three Doors
Thalassa
ThalassaThalassaRome, Lazio Italy104 Threads 2,410 Posts
From the very first sentence, I thought this was going in a totally different direction! rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 17, 2009 2:32 PM CST Three Doors
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Yep, she's blonde!
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Mar 17, 2009 2:33 PM CST Three Doors
Tamarin
TamarinTamarinsomewhere, Lothian, Scotland UK173 Threads 1 Polls 3,267 Posts
tongue tongue tongue tongue

Blonde is and does as is expected...
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Mar 17, 2009 2:35 PM CST Three Doors
sweetowen
sweetowensweetowenSomewhere, Pennsylvania USA289 Threads 5 Polls 8,850 Posts
I thought you weren't going to tell anyone, epi. You PROMISED!! moping blues sigh
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Mar 17, 2009 2:39 PM CST Three Doors
epicure
epicureepicureAlanya/Antalya, Mediterranean Turkey401 Threads 10 Polls 5,224 Posts
sweetowen: I thought you weren't going to tell anyone, epi. You PROMISED!!


Opps I did it again

I must learn to control my toungelaugh
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Mar 17, 2009 4:21 PM CST Three Doors
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada523 Threads 4,464 Posts
epicure: Opps I did it again

I must learn to control my tounge



Ah I think blonde jokes are the very best!rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 17, 2009 5:16 PM CST Three Doors
Crystalpistol2
Crystalpistol2Crystalpistol2La Grange Park, Illinois USA21 Threads 383 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 17, 2009 5:19 PM CST Three Doors
lifesajoy
lifesajoylifesajoySand Fork, West Virginia USA4 Threads 404 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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