happy mothers day (23)
tallaght_guy: to all the mothers on cs
happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there
happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there
Thank you tg. May I make a correction on CS, as someone thought it was Mother's day also in Australia at this time. Here, it is in May, I think the second Sunday. That's why I was a bit thrown when I read it. I always know when it's M.D, as my mother always tells us not to buy her anything for her,lol.
Happy Mother's Day to all other ladies. Hope someone spoils you rotten, or at the very least, do something terribly self-indulgent for yourselves. Particularly as many of you are still actively parenting, if not grandparenting.
venere08: I always know when it's M.D, as my mother always tells us not to buy her anything for her,lol.
thanks TG,
Very Nice of you,
I just received my chocs,flowers and card from my little girl, well my mam bought them for me hehe
Hope all the other mammies on here get sumting nice.
Very Nice of you,
I just received my chocs,flowers and card from my little girl, well my mam bought them for me hehe
Hope all the other mammies on here get sumting nice.
chuckles25: thanks TG,
Very Nice of you,
I just received my chocs,flowers and card from my little girl, well my mam bought them for me hehe
Hope all the other mammies on here get sumting nice.
Very Nice of you,
I just received my chocs,flowers and card from my little girl, well my mam bought them for me hehe
Hope all the other mammies on here get sumting nice.
A Happy Day to you mumsie.....
tallaght_guy: to all the mothers on cs
happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there
happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there
Thank you tg...
it sure dose have to be one of the best unpaid jobs I kno....
tallaght_guy: to all the mothers on cs
happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there
happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there
Thank you Rob...........it was the hardest job I ever did, but I wouldn't have missed a second of it
To all us mum's sure is a hard job......
errrmmmmm.....maybe not the best poem ever 
But I hope it gives you ladies a giggle on Mothers Day
Dear family, just a note to let you all know
I've decided to pack my things and go.
Have run away with the fat, bald guy next door,
because of the things in this house I deplore.
You treat me bad from dawn to dusk,
from "give me dinner" to "where's my shirt".
Mother, wife, chauffeur, cleaner, cook,
yet if I moan back comes a dirty look.
The big armchair always yours not mine,
Little boys toys and the vintage wine,
Off you all go, get out the door,
My pleasure is to wash the kitchen floor.
Of course sometimes I scream, shout and cry
Face goes angry red, I want to die.
At least my problem is only once a month
Whilst after every game you get the hump..
Try so hard to be perfect for you damn lot,
What thanks I get, stupid comments, no love got
So if you think I'm so frigid in your bed
Why not put Catherine Zeta Jones there instead?
I'm only kidding, had you fooled,
To me, a wife and Mother, you are my jewels,
The fat bald guy nest door is the vicar,
Taken him to the shop to stock up his liquor.
Close your mouths please, stop them gaping,
Despite all my endless giving, your ceaseless taking,
I'll always be yours, forever and ever,
Love, Mother, superior!
But I hope it gives you ladies a giggle on Mothers Day Dear family, just a note to let you all know
I've decided to pack my things and go.
Have run away with the fat, bald guy next door,
because of the things in this house I deplore.
You treat me bad from dawn to dusk,
from "give me dinner" to "where's my shirt".
Mother, wife, chauffeur, cleaner, cook,
yet if I moan back comes a dirty look.
The big armchair always yours not mine,
Little boys toys and the vintage wine,
Off you all go, get out the door,
My pleasure is to wash the kitchen floor.
Of course sometimes I scream, shout and cry
Face goes angry red, I want to die.
At least my problem is only once a month
Whilst after every game you get the hump..
Try so hard to be perfect for you damn lot,
What thanks I get, stupid comments, no love got
So if you think I'm so frigid in your bed
Why not put Catherine Zeta Jones there instead?
I'm only kidding, had you fooled,
To me, a wife and Mother, you are my jewels,
The fat bald guy nest door is the vicar,
Taken him to the shop to stock up his liquor.
Close your mouths please, stop them gaping,
Despite all my endless giving, your ceaseless taking,
I'll always be yours, forever and ever,
Love, Mother, superior!
A little challange for you, find a word to rhyme with dusk in the 2nd line of 2nd verse to replace shirt
happy mothers day, one and all!
Thanks TG.
Being a mother is the best, most fulfilling job in the world.
To all those who sadly have not been blessed with kids..Happy Mothers Day for trying.
Being a mother is the best, most fulfilling job in the world.
To all those who sadly have not been blessed with kids..Happy Mothers Day for trying.
happy mothers day to all 
gingerb: You treat me bad from dawn to dusk,
Can't see me here, I'm just a husk???
Insead of.........
from "give me dinner" to "where's my shirt".
Happy Mother's day everyone.
Can't see me here, I'm just a husk???
Insead of.........
from "give me dinner" to "where's my shirt".
Happy Mother's day everyone.
Or how about..
You cover my clothes in farleys rusk
Happy Mothers Day ladies.....all the best to ya`s 
lovaboy: Happy Mothers Day ladies.....all the best to ya`s
Thank you guys from all the Mums.....
wexlady41: Or how about..
You cover my clothes in farleys rusk
You cover my clothes in farleys rusk
I like that one !!! lol
gingerb: I like that one !!! lol
I guess the Nobel Prize for Literature goes to Wex then
Happy Mothers day to all the ladies here ... hope u had a lovely day... got spoilt and got lots of pressies
am not a mother but i want to thank the 2 ladies here who sent me flowers as they knew i was missing mine today...
am overwhelmed you both would think to do that.. thank you so much..much appreciated.. truly...
have a lovely evening am off tonight to watch the final of dancing on ice...
am not a mother but i want to thank the 2 ladies here who sent me flowers as they knew i was missing mine today...
am overwhelmed you both would think to do that.. thank you so much..much appreciated.. truly...
have a lovely evening am off tonight to watch the final of dancing on ice...
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happy mothers day
the hardest and most rewarding job out there