Do you have the answers??? ( Archived) (26)

Apr 1, 2009 11:19 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mexikanska
mexikanskamexikanskaCancún, Quintana Roo Mexico55 Threads 3 Polls 963 Posts
1.- Why Donald duck does not have underwear?
2.- Why super heroes (men) wear pantyhose?
3.- Why the martians are green?
4.- Why Goofy talks and Pluto dont?
5.- Why Tarzan is always shaved, if he lives in the jungle?
6.- Why the flintstones celebrates xmas if they were before JesusChrist?
7.- Why the kamikases flight with helmet?
8.- Why Donald duck has nephews if he does not have brothers and sisters?
9.- If the coyote does not work, where does he get the money to buy all the stuff to catch the road runner?
10.- Why the cat food does not have mouse flavor?dunno confused grin
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Apr 1, 2009 11:20 PM CST Do you have the answers???
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
very mad You're just a trouble maker, aren't you!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 1, 2009 11:21 PM CST Do you have the answers???
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
No..........my mind is boggling after that laugh
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Apr 1, 2009 11:22 PM CST Do you have the answers???
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
pretzelman: You're just a trouble maker, aren't you!!



I thought for sure all the men would be in here since they usually think they have all the answers....wave wink rolling on the floor laughing innocent
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Apr 1, 2009 11:22 PM CST Do you have the answers???
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
DONALD DUCK IS ONLY HALF SCOTHISH...SO HE LEAVES HIS KILT AT HOME.
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Apr 1, 2009 11:23 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mexikanska
mexikanskamexikanskaCancún, Quintana Roo Mexico55 Threads 3 Polls 963 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing jejejeje...
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Apr 1, 2009 11:24 PM CST Do you have the answers???
pretzelman
pretzelmanpretzelmanLas Vegas, Nevada USA43 Threads 1 Polls 2,956 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: I thought for sure all the men would be in here since they usually think they have all the answers....



we DO know everything!! If we answered these questions, you would just call us show-offs and braggarts!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 1, 2009 11:25 PM CST Do you have the answers???
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
pretzelman: we DO know everything!! If we answered these questions, you would just call us show-offs and braggarts!



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


NEVER.....innocent
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Apr 1, 2009 11:25 PM CST Do you have the answers???
nfowler
nfowlernfowlernowhere, Washington USA89 Threads 2,634 Posts
would you believe I have the answersdunno
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Apr 1, 2009 11:27 PM CST Do you have the answers???
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
SUPER HEROS WEAR PANTYHOSE SO THEY CAN SLIDE REAL FAR ON SLICK FLOORS.....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Apr 1, 2009 11:29 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
pretzelman: we DO know everything!! If we answered these questions, you would just call us show-offs and braggarts!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing You have a point there.laugh
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Apr 1, 2009 11:29 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: SUPER HEROS WEAR PANTYHOSE SO THEY CAN SLIDE REAL FAR ON SLICK FLOORS.....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Ohhhhhh that worksrolling on the floor laughing yay rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 1, 2009 11:29 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mexikanska
mexikanskamexikanskaCancún, Quintana Roo Mexico55 Threads 3 Polls 963 Posts
nfowler: would you believe I have the answers

Then light us....
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Apr 1, 2009 11:30 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mexikanska: Then light us....
Noooo noooo don't light us, you mean enlighten us, they will actually light us. Meaning on fire.rolling on the floor laughing professor rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 1, 2009 11:30 PM CST Do you have the answers???
mexikanska
mexikanskamexikanskaCancún, Quintana Roo Mexico55 Threads 3 Polls 963 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: SUPER HEROS WEAR PANTYHOSE SO THEY CAN SLIDE REAL FAR ON SLICK FLOORS.....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I thought because they are always in a hurry...doh
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Apr 1, 2009 11:36 PM CST Do you have the answers???
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
mexikanska: 1 ?
2.- Why super heroes (men) wear pantyhose?
3.- Why the martians are green?
4.- Why Goofy talks and Pluto dont?
5.- Why Tarzan is always shaved, if he lives in the jungle?
6.- Why the flintstones celebrates xmas if they were before JesusChrist?
7.- Why the kamikases flight with helmet?
8.- Why Donald duck has nephews if he does not have brothers and sisters?
9.- If the coyote does not work, where does he get the money to buy all the stuff to catch the road runner?
10.- Why the cat food does not have mouse flavor?

1 coz he got it after WWII and they didnt fit
2 coz men wear tights when there ...hahhhahah
3 coz they dont come from venusblue
4 coz goofy is a goood dog and pluto just barks
5 coz tarzan is an ad for raisorblade
6 old story its called the feats of light but christians stole it
7 makes an easier kill
8 kwik kwek n kwak and he had family for sure remember the golddigger of ducktown














9 acme factory coz hes sponsored too catch anything off road

doh frustrated bouquet rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 1, 2009 11:36 PM CST Do you have the answers???
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA839 Threads 13,003 Posts
mylifewithu: Ohhhhhh that works


I HAVE A SCAR ON MY FOREHEAD TO PROVE IT. I was seven and my aunt had some leopard leotards.......With a grace resevered for the wings of birds.....I proplelled myself on the shining suface of the linolium at speeds reaching mach one.....until the metal clothes hamper attacked my forehead without provocation. I ruin my aunt leotards and she ruined what was left of me after the hamper was through with me.grin
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Apr 1, 2009 11:38 PM CST Do you have the answers???
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
10 where would be tom without jerry?rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 1, 2009 11:39 PM CST Do you have the answers???
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA69 Threads 2 Polls 3,852 Posts
mexikanska: 1.- Why Donald duck does not have underwear?

Because no one will arrest him for it.

mexikanska: 2.- Why super heroes (men) wear pantyhose?

Chaffing???

mexikanska: 3.- Why the martians are green?

Bad hygiene.

mexikanska: 4.- Why Goofy talks and Pluto dont?

Because Goofy's really a woman.

mexikanska: 5.- Why Tarzan is always shaved, if he lives in the jungle?

It's a Brazilian jungle.

mexikanska: 6.- Why the flintstones celebrates xmas if they were before JesusChrist?

Not touching religion in this place...smoking

mexikanska: 7.- Why the kamikases flight with helmet?

Pessimistic tendencies.

mexikanska: 8.- Why Donald duck has nephews if he does not have brothers and sisters?

Family secrets.

mexikanska: 9.- If the coyote does not work, where does he get the money to buy all the stuff to catch the road runner?

Pimpin'

mexikanska: Why the cat food does not have mouse flavor?

Ever lick a mouse? That's why.
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Apr 1, 2009 11:40 PM CST Do you have the answers???
rodolpho
rodolphorodolphoamsterdam, North Holland Netherlands30 Threads 3,401 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: I HAVE A SCAR ON MY FOREHEAD TO PROVE IT. I was seven and my aunt had some leopard leotards.......With a grace resevered for the wings of birds.....I proplelled myself on the shining suface of the linolium at speeds reaching mach one.....until the metal clothes hamper attacked my forehead without provocation. I ruin my aunt leotards and she ruined what was left of me after the hamper was through with me.
I bet u have a lot of scars to account for laugh sorrysad flower bouquet
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