Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS (9)

Apr 2, 2009 2:03 AM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
Lok_Simpson
Lok_SimpsonLok_Simpsonbundamba, Queensland Australia38 Threads 415 Posts
In response to: Welcome to Dumpsville, population: you


From the simpsons.. had to be my opening line sorry


So , what ways have you been told , or have told someone politely that you are not interested , here are a few i have stolen from another site.


P.s some of these are hilarious

In response to: Thank you for taking the time and effort to contact me.I read your Profile and it is obvious you are a nice person and will not be single for long.Sadly I see common ground between us, lacking a little bit and would not like to stand in the way of you finding someone more compatible with you.I am sure you will bring many good qualitys to a realtionship with the right Lady,so all the best with your search.


In response to: Dear ......,

Thank you for your email rejecting my suitability.

I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well suited women. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of women have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.

Despite your suitability and previous experience in rejecting suitable partners, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting to email you regularly on the first of the month.

Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your email on file in case my requirements for rejection change.

Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future partners.


In response to: "I need someone to pay half the mortgage, each week
for the next 22 years and 4.5 months, and weekly.... you in or what?"


In response to: I`m here looking for the man of my dreams,
and you don`t look at all like him... but thanks for looking


In response to: I have to spend less time on computer as they are cutting back on your computer time as other prisoners are jetting jealous


In response to: Ask them to send a financial statement for the past ten years and references from previous partners and family members, and make sure you offer to pay for their criminal history check out of your own funds....


So whats you "polite thanks but no thanks" reply


P.P.s , ignore the "in response to" cause when you quote , it automatically comes up
Apr 2, 2009 2:20 AM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
kizzy27
kizzy27kizzy27a south coast beach, New South Wales Australia106 Threads 6 Polls 7,413 Posts
Thanks for your email However I notice on your email you want more children .
There is only one thing I will wake up for at 3am & I can tell you now it isnt a screaming infant with a loaded nappy but thx anyway !!!
Kizzy

Thankyou for your descriptive email I am sure that your talent for cunilingus is as you say legendary how ever i sort of like to actually see if their is any commonground before dropping my frilly knickers but thanks for thinking of me
Kizzy

Thanks so much for your contact I am sure that a man of your age should be busy getting your p plates & may npot have the time to explore the possibilities of a meaningful relationship but thx so much for your email
Kizzy

Thanks for you email it was great to hear you have fallen in love with me all the way from America however I am not sure what a battle DJ is & dont think life on the road with my two children would be suitable albeit it does sound like a blast or is the term mad ???
anyho take care
Kizzy


Thankyou for your email however as I failed gymnastics at school i am not at all certain I can actually get into the position so intricatly described in your email, perhaps a gymnastics teacher would be more suitable for your desired criteria
Kizzy


I could read yesterdays too if you like .....grin
Apr 2, 2009 2:46 AM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
Twodawgz
TwodawgzTwodawgzmelbourne, Victoria Australia4 Threads 4,009 Posts
Your email was really nice. But I cannot get involved with you. You look just like my ex-girlfriend. Sheesh I hope they never find her body..
Apr 2, 2009 4:31 AM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
zztopbanana
zztopbananazztopbananaNSW, OZ & Puke Bay, Porirua, Wellington New Zealand8 Threads 1,068 Posts
Twodawgz: Your email was really nice. But I cannot get involved with you. You look just like my ex-girlfriend. Sheesh I hope they never find her body..


FAF....

Dawgz, you're 'the man'.......
Apr 8, 2009 6:33 PM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Twodawgz: Your email was really nice. But I cannot get involved with you. You look just like my ex-girlfriend. Sheesh I hope they never find her body..
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Apr 8, 2009 8:36 PM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
virgiomonkey
virgiomonkeyvirgiomonkeyAuckland, New Zealand4,241 Posts
.....Love it........rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up ..........

J.D
Apr 8, 2009 11:49 PM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
bubblesron
bubblesronbubblesronmaryborough, Queensland Australia442 Posts
usually the beautifull young scammers
" Sorry love, my grand kids are your age"
Apr 8, 2009 11:53 PM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
relaxin
relaxinrelaxinsomewhere, Queensland Australia33 Threads 3 Polls 1,371 Posts
bubblesron: usually the beautifull young scammers
" Sorry love, my grand kids are your age"


yeh mine is my son is your age rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

doh now here a thought should just use them for practise runs dancing
Apr 9, 2009 4:03 AM CST Rejection - the different ways to politely say NO THANKS
kismat
kismatkismatWhangarei, Northland New Zealand11 Threads 1,869 Posts
yawn
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