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From the simpsons.. had to be my opening line sorry
So , what ways have you been told , or have told someone politely that you are not interested , here are a few i have stolen from another site.
P.s some of these are hilarious
Thank you for your email rejecting my suitability.
I have received rejections from an unusually large number of well suited women. With such a varied and promising spectrum of rejections from which to select, it is impossible for me to consider them all. After careful deliberation, then, and because a number of women have found me more unsuitable, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your rejection.
Despite your suitability and previous experience in rejecting suitable partners, I find that your rejection does not meet with my requirements at this time. As a result, I will be starting to email you regularly on the first of the month.
Circumstances change and one can never know when new demands for rejection arise. Accordingly, I will keep your email on file in case my requirements for rejection change.
Please do not regard this letter as a criticism of your qualifications in attempting to refuse me. I wish you the best of luck in rejecting future partners.
for the next 22 years and 4.5 months, and weekly.... you in or what?"
and you don`t look at all like him... but thanks for looking
So whats you "polite thanks but no thanks" reply
P.P.s , ignore the "in response to" cause when you quote , it automatically comes up