I just came in from a walk in the woods a little while ago. The sound of frogs mating was deafening, and I even saw a pair of painted turtles going at it in the pond. That got me thinking...if even frogs can find a mate, what am I doing wrong here. I mean, what do they have going for them that is eluding me? A frog is green and I am flesh tone.
A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.
A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.
A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.
A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.
A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.
A frog looks good in green, so do I!
So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.
"It can be frustrating.Never give up the search Wix;she's out there...somewhere. And,once you find her,it'll be worth the wait. I wish you all the luck in your search."
Polarbutterfly: "It can be frustrating.Never give up the search Wix;she's out there...somewhere. And,once you find her,it'll be worth the wait. I wish you all the luck in your search."
Hugs,
Thanx pretty lady...I posted it for the fun value, mainly!
Yes, so have I...they say this is necessary to find one's prince. It's not working, and really, they're kind of slimy. I think I'll stop kissing the frogs, and try kissing some men instead. Might work better.
In response to: I just came in from a walk in the woods a little while ago. The sound of frogs mating was deafening, and I even saw a pair of painted turtles going at it in the pond. That got me thinking...if even frogs can find a mate, what am I doing wrong here. I mean, what do they have going for them that is eluding me? A frog is green and I am flesh tone.
A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.
A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.
A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.
A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.
A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.
A frog looks good in green, so do I!
So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.
Life can be so frustrating at times.
Try kissing a frog and see if it turns into a princess Wixie. Never know.
Seriously Wixie you are not a bad looking guy. Have you flowered women around you in your city? Stop wasting you time on here and get out there and get busy.
druidess6308: Yes, so have I...they say this is necessary to find one's prince. It's not working, and really, they're kind of slimy. I think I'll stop kissing the frogs, and try kissing some men instead. Might work better.
See there, now that's what I mean....Kermit, you lucky frog you.
druidess6308: Yes, so have I...they say this is necessary to find one's prince. It's not working, and really, they're kind of slimy. I think I'll stop kissing the frogs, and try kissing some men instead. Might work better.
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wixomwizard: I just came in from a walk in the woods a little while ago. The sound of frogs mating was deafening, and I even saw a pair of painted turtles going at it in the pond. That got me thinking...if even frogs can find a mate, what am I doing wrong here. I mean, what do they have going for them that is eluding me? A frog is green and I am flesh tone.
A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.
A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.
A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.
A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.
A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.
A frog looks good in green, so do I!
So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.
Dawn7z: Seriously Wixie you are not a bad looking guy. Have you flowered women around you in your city? Stop wasting you time on here and get out there and get busy.
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A frog is green and I am flesh tone.
A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.
A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.
A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.
A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.
A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.
A frog looks good in green, so do I!
So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.
Life can be so frustrating at times.