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Apr 4, 2009 4:47 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
I just came in from a walk in the woods a little while ago. The sound of frogs mating was deafening, and I even saw a pair of painted turtles going at it in the pond. That got me thinking...if even frogs can find a mate, what am I doing wrong here. I mean, what do they have going for them that is eluding me?
A frog is green and I am flesh tone.

A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.

A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.

A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.

A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.

A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.

A frog looks good in green, so do I!

So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.

Life can be so frustrating at times.blues moping grin
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Apr 4, 2009 4:52 PM CST If a frog can...
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
"It can be frustrating.Never give up the
search Wix;she's out there...somewhere.
And,once you find her,it'll be worth the wait.
I wish you all the luck in your search."

Hugs,



hug
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Apr 4, 2009 4:56 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Polarbutterfly: "It can be frustrating.Never give up the
search Wix;she's out there...somewhere.
And,once you find her,it'll be worth the wait.
I wish you all the luck in your search."

Hugs,


Thanx pretty lady...I posted it for the fun value, mainly!laugh hug kiss teddybear bouquet
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Apr 4, 2009 4:58 PM CST If a frog can...
I have kissed a lot of frogs.frog
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Apr 4, 2009 4:58 PM CST If a frog can...
Polarbutterfly
PolarbutterflyPolarbutterflyunknown, Northwest Territories Canada115 Threads 9,486 Posts
wixomwizard: Thanx pretty lady...I posted it for the fun value, mainly!
wine
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Apr 4, 2009 5:01 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I have kissed a lot of frogs.


Ribit, ribit, ribit
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Apr 4, 2009 5:01 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard: Ribit, ribit, ribit
kiss kiss kiss
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Apr 4, 2009 5:13 PM CST If a frog can...
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
NAKEDMUDPEOPLE: I have kissed a lot of frogs.


Yes, so have I...they say this is necessary to find one's prince. It's not working, and really, they're kind of slimy. I think I'll stop kissing the frogs, and try kissing some men instead. Might work better. frog rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2009 5:15 PM CST If a frog can...
In response to: I just came in from a walk in the woods a little while ago. The sound of frogs mating was deafening, and I even saw a pair of painted turtles going at it in the pond. That got me thinking...if even frogs can find a mate, what am I doing wrong here. I mean, what do they have going for them that is eluding me?
A frog is green and I am flesh tone.

A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.

A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.

A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.

A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.

A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.

A frog looks good in green, so do I!

So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.

Life can be so frustrating at times.


Try kissing a frog and see if it turns into a princess Wixie. Never know.sad flower bouquet
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Apr 4, 2009 5:16 PM CST If a frog can...
Seriously Wixie you are not a bad looking guy. Have you flowered women around you in your city? Stop wasting you time on here and get out there and get busy.teddybear hug
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Apr 4, 2009 5:17 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
druidess6308: Yes, so have I...they say this is necessary to find one's prince. It's not working, and really, they're kind of slimy. I think I'll stop kissing the frogs, and try kissing some men instead. Might work better.


See there, now that's what I mean....Kermit, you lucky frog you.laugh
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Apr 4, 2009 5:18 PM CST If a frog can...
druidess6308: Yes, so have I...they say this is necessary to find one's prince. It's not working, and really, they're kind of slimy. I think I'll stop kissing the frogs, and try kissing some men instead. Might work better.


I thought you were finding someone Drue.dunno
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Apr 4, 2009 5:21 PM CST If a frog can...
tainogirl
tainogirltainogirlTrincity,West Indies,, Trinidad and Tobago215 Threads 2 Polls 3,777 Posts
wixomwizard: I just came in from a walk in the woods a little while ago. The sound of frogs mating was deafening, and I even saw a pair of painted turtles going at it in the pond. That got me thinking...if even frogs can find a mate, what am I doing wrong here. I mean, what do they have going for them that is eluding me?
A frog is green and I am flesh tone.

A frog can jump, so can I...as long as my belly does'nt have to leave the ground.

A frog has legs, and I like frog legs.

A frog lays eggs, and I love eggs...scrambled or over medium.

A frog can swim and so can I...albeit, not as well as a frog.

A frog's butt is watertight, so is mine...I think.

A frog looks good in green, so do I!

So many similarities and yet, there he is croaking with glee, and I'm just about to croak. Where do they meet their mate. Not on CS I'm sure.

Life can be so frustrating at times.


Damn lucky frogsmumbling
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Apr 4, 2009 5:21 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Dawn7z: Seriously Wixie you are not a bad looking guy. Have you flowered women around you in your city? Stop wasting you time on here and get out there and get busy.


You missed the grin at the very end, did'nt you?rolling on the floor laughing hug teddybear
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Apr 4, 2009 5:22 PM CST If a frog can...
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Dawn7z: I thought you were finding someone Drue.


Not finding when you're not looking, Sunrise! hug
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Apr 4, 2009 5:23 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard: You missed the grin at the very end, did'nt you?


Yeah but you can't tell me that you weren't somewhat serious Wixie. In all humor isn't there supposed to be some truth. lol Brat.
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Apr 4, 2009 5:24 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
tainogirl: Damn lucky frogs


I think you're the only one who got it!rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2009 5:25 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard: I think you're the only one who got it!


Guess so. I am sorry I was so busy fixing you and trying to comfort you that I missed your total onery extremely bratty ways
tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2009 5:29 PM CST If a frog can...
kitty01
kitty01kitty01St. Albert, Alberta Canada244 Threads 1 Polls 5,310 Posts
Since frogs can turn into a handsome prince...why have I not been able to find my frog.rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 4, 2009 5:29 PM CST If a frog can...
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA35 Threads 3,636 Posts
Dawn7z: Guess so. I am sorry I was so busy fixing you and trying to comfort you that I missed your total onery extremely bratty ways


I alreadt got fixed.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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