Mexican Maid.. (21)
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That was a good one
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Keep your day job Merc.
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RayfromUSA: Keep your day job Merc.
Yeah I know mate
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Funny
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Mercedes1: A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Oh, right to the heart of the matter.
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Now that's grand!
Good to see ya back Merc!
Good to see ya back Merc!
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In response to: A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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hopefloats: Now that's grand!
Good to see ya back Merc!
Good to see ya back Merc!
Thanks matey as it feels so good to be back and ive promised Im gonna be good
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Mercedes1: A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Good one Merc....
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Mercedes1: Thanks matey as it feels so good to be back and ive promised Im gonna be good
Now THAT'S funny Merc!
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hopefloats: Now THAT'S funny Merc!
I beg ya pardon
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Mercedes1: I beg ya pardon
I hope you have a good weekend sis.
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hopefloats: I hope you have a good weekend sis.
Yep Im gonna run amok on here gently and nicely for starters
You have an awesome weekend as well
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Mercedes1: Yep Im gonna run amok on here gently and nicely for starters
You have an awesome weekend as well
You have an awesome weekend as well
Geez, I sure miss "running amok" here on the weekends. Maybe soon we'll have internet at our new place.....
Until then, Merc you can make up for my absence. How's that sound?!
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Mercedes1: A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
pay increase?'Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
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Nice twist at the end.
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The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a
pay increase?'
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you.'
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'
Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'
Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'
Wife: "So how much do you want?"