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May 9, 2009 10:18 AM CST Skinny Dipping...
okielkn
okielknokielknflint, Oklahoma USA23 Threads 62 Posts
An elderly man in Georgia had owned a large farm for several
Years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping In his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Just cause were old don`t mean were dead.




rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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May 9, 2009 11:31 AM CST Skinny Dipping...
ladyfingers
ladyfingersladyfingersclovis, nm, New Mexico USA261 Threads 1 Polls 5,456 Posts
OMG..we went to a pond like that when we were young!....but he never said the bucket had alligator feed in it!
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May 9, 2009 11:35 AM CST Skinny Dipping...
drbombay
drbombaydrbombayStaten Island, New York USA42 Threads 5,391 Posts
Can heavy people skinny diprolling on the floor laughing
In response to: An elderly man in Georgia had owned a large farm for several
Years. He had a large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with
picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a
five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping In his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the
deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you
leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies
swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Just cause were old don`t mean were dead.
wine
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May 9, 2009 11:36 AM CST Skinny Dipping...
NeWildflower
NeWildflowerNeWildflowerScottsbluff, Nebraska USA15 Threads 2 Polls 754 Posts
Hahaha! Love it! laugh
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May 10, 2009 6:07 PM CST Skinny Dipping...
prairiewoman
prairiewomanprairiewomanBrandon, Manitoba Canada11 Threads 1,397 Posts
laugh
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May 10, 2009 6:08 PM CST Skinny Dipping...
Wednesday74
Wednesday74Wednesday74Central, Florida USA3 Threads 1 Polls 813 Posts
Very funny

laugh
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May 10, 2009 6:12 PM CST Skinny Dipping...
pubwrite08
pubwrite08pubwrite08Columbus, Georgia USA14 Threads 2,451 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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May 10, 2009 6:30 PM CST Skinny Dipping...
goldstone
goldstonegoldstoneSomewhere Inn, Colorado USA2 Threads 243 Posts
That was good!! LOL. Watch them run ehh?
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May 10, 2009 6:36 PM CST Skinny Dipping...
Fallenangel74
Fallenangel74Fallenangel74southern, British Columbia Canada5 Threads 879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing banana Love it that is so funny and cute at the same time.....teddybear
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May 10, 2009 7:27 PM CST Skinny Dipping...
pointhunter
pointhunterpointhunterbutler, Alabama USA6 Threads 145 Posts
Fallenangel74: Love it that is so funny and cute at the same time.....
yes i bet they were cutedancing
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May 12, 2009 7:06 AM CST Skinny Dipping...
EZGOING1
EZGOING1EZGOING1Bowling Green, Kentucky USA2 Threads 67 Posts
I will bet each and every one of you women that replyed here have went "swimming" like that and did you ever think there MIGHT have been a large animal like that in the pond?
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May 12, 2009 8:44 AM CST Skinny Dipping...
hopefloats
hopefloatshopefloatsSlim's Lady, Tennessee USA51 Threads 6,660 Posts
That's grand!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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