Laura! (34)
dragonfly88: must bring waiter over to this side...
where is the kidnapping kit now? I'll just look around and see if I can find the instructions...
how to kidnap a waiter
where is the kidnapping kit now? I'll just look around and see if I can find the instructions...
how to kidnap a waiter
Oh, c'mon, let him be, D.
Don't you have a hunk amongst locals, you must've gotten one-or-two.
Laura25: Oh, c'mon, let him be, D.
Don't you have a hunk amongst locals, you must've gotten one-or-two.
Don't you have a hunk amongst locals, you must've gotten one-or-two.
hunk... nice word...
locals... another nice words...
and yes.. lots of local hunks around here but none with the disposition of being waiters....
not to worry...
I'm off to get the kids from school now..
be good ... or perhaps not... don't be good.. it's better
dragonfly88: found instructions for kidnapping a spouse.. so I guess I should work with a few ammendments:Things You'll Need:
Blindfold
Car
Step 1Ensure that your WAITER is free to be kidnapped for Valentine's WHATEVER Day, or any part of the day. If you don't want your WAITER to catch on to what you are planning, consult a co-worker or supervisor, if possible.
Step 2Take inventory of what your WAITER likes to do or has wanted to do for a long time. Make that wish part of the kidnapping plan.
Step 3Obtain a blindfold that your WAITER will wear when you kidnap him.
Step 4Approach your WAITER, whether she is at home, at work or any other location.
Step 5Put on the blindfold. Do this with a smile to suggest an element of fun and surprise.
Step 6Kidnap your WAITER by leading him to your car. Make sure he doesn't bump his head when getting inside!
Step 7Take your WAITER to the predetermined destination. Your WAITER may try to get you to divulge the location, but keep it a surprise. In the meantime, you could play some romantic music while driving.
Step 8Arrive at your destination and lead your WAITER out of the car.
Step 9Take off the blindfold when you are ready to show your WAITER where you have taken her.STEP 10: LOCK HIM UP IN THE BAR!
Blindfold
Car
Step 1Ensure that your WAITER is free to be kidnapped for Valentine's WHATEVER Day, or any part of the day. If you don't want your WAITER to catch on to what you are planning, consult a co-worker or supervisor, if possible.
Step 2Take inventory of what your WAITER likes to do or has wanted to do for a long time. Make that wish part of the kidnapping plan.
Step 3Obtain a blindfold that your WAITER will wear when you kidnap him.
Step 4Approach your WAITER, whether she is at home, at work or any other location.
Step 5Put on the blindfold. Do this with a smile to suggest an element of fun and surprise.
Step 6Kidnap your WAITER by leading him to your car. Make sure he doesn't bump his head when getting inside!
Step 7Take your WAITER to the predetermined destination. Your WAITER may try to get you to divulge the location, but keep it a surprise. In the meantime, you could play some romantic music while driving.
Step 8Arrive at your destination and lead your WAITER out of the car.
Step 9Take off the blindfold when you are ready to show your WAITER where you have taken her.STEP 10: LOCK HIM UP IN THE BAR!
Oh, step 5 sounds divine...
I'm taking scissors too.
dragonfly88: hunk... nice word...
locals... another nice words...
and yes.. lots of local hunks around here but none with the disposition of being waiters....
not to worry...
I'm off to get the kids from school now..
be good ... or perhaps not... don't be good.. it's better
locals... another nice words...
and yes.. lots of local hunks around here but none with the disposition of being waiters....
not to worry...
I'm off to get the kids from school now..
be good ... or perhaps not... don't be good.. it's better
I see
What's the locals disposition?
do tell...Well, well, well...
EU it's getting crowded!
Laura, you're not getting into EU yourself are you? We don't like it that much!
Oh, you're already...iiiiiiiiiiin...heeeeeeeeeere!
Welcome beloved Laura
EU it's getting crowded!
Laura, you're not getting into EU yourself are you? We don't like it that much!
Oh, you're already...iiiiiiiiiiin...heeeeeeeeeere! Welcome beloved Laura
Sommerauer71: Lago is in charge of recruitment, DF.
I am not sure how well that is going.
I am not sure how well that is going.
I think he had me in mind but I said I would pop some sleeping pills, however here's for Laura since you're a bit fed up with the chamomille bouquet::violin:
I'm not sure there's much more we can offer here at this side... Only
cristina: Well, well, well...
EU it's getting crowded!
Laura, you're not getting into EU yourself are you? We don't like it that much! Oh, you're already...iiiiiiiiiiin...heeeeeeeeeere!
Welcome beloved Laura
EU it's getting crowded!
Laura, you're not getting into EU yourself are you? We don't like it that much! Oh, you're already...iiiiiiiiiiin...heeeeeeeeeere!
Welcome beloved Laura
Well-well-well, Cris, ready or not...
It's been a while ya know, got a lil nostalgic I guess. But you know me - I am not about to start stepping on ppl'z toes personality-wise and don't take much space physically.
...just wanted to have a nice introduction thread since I never had one in Inter'l. That's all to it. 
symbolistartist: I think he had me in mind but I said I would pop some sleeping pills, however here's for Laura since you're a bit fed up with the chamomille bouquet::violin:
I'm not sure there's much more we can offer here at this side... Only
I'm not sure there's much more we can offer here at this side... Only
Hi SA
Sleeping pills?
You are a wild one in here? 
Thanks for the rose - love it.
Thanks again to everyone!
Laura25: Well-well-well, Cris, ready or not...
It's been a while ya know, got a lil nostalgic I guess. But you know me - I am not about to start stepping on ppl'z toes personality-wise and don't take much space physically. ...just wanted to have a nice introduction thread since I never had one in Inter'l. That's all to it.
It's been a while ya know, got a lil nostalgic I guess. But you know me - I am not about to start stepping on ppl'z toes personality-wise and don't take much space physically. ...just wanted to have a nice introduction thread since I never had one in Inter'l. That's all to it.
Hi Laura, and welcome form Swiss contingent - Conrad whre are you? ..... and here`s a fresh rose for you ...
..and whatever you fancy from the waiter ..... The Hunk in the tight pants seems to be missing?
smoky: Hi Laura, and welcome form Swiss contingent - Conrad where are you? ..... and here`s a fresh rose for you ... ..and whatever you fancy from the waiter ..... The Hunk in the tight pants seems to be missing?
What I done,or not done again now?
Conrad73: What I done,or not done again now?
Oh Sorry, I didn`t notice if you had been doing your Swiss Ambassador act again here, or not? My apologies. I`m rather rushed .... Just wanted to make sure Laura got a proper Swiss welcome!Okay, Conrad will now play the Cow-Bells ......
smoky: Oh Sorry, I didn`t notice if you had been doing your Swiss Ambassador act again here, or not? My apologies. I`m rather rushed .... Just wanted to make sure Laura got a proper Swiss welcome!
Okay, Conrad will now play the Cow-Bells ......
Like this!Okay, Conrad will now play the Cow-Bells ......
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