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online today!online today!Conrad73Zurich, Switzerland204 Threads 6 Polls 59,471 Postsrodolpho: You should get outta ur logcabin once in a while conrad the world is changing fast.Ever heard of global warming yet?
What's that got to do with a Pacific Species mysteriously ending up in the Mediterranean?
Conrad73: What's that got to do with a Pacific Species mysteriously ending up in the Mediterranean?
Hmmm there is a theory that fish get disoriented cos of the rise of watertemperature
I think Im way of topic here IM FINE, HOW ARE YOU JOHN
Hey, there's a dude in South Africa who has befriended a great white...every time he goes out in his boat, it pitches up to get fed....he scratches it's tummy....the damn thing's like a dog...rolls over and wags it's tail....
...have you ever...
...have you ever...Lagoona22: Hey, there's a dude in South Africa who has befriended a great white...every time he goes out in his boat, it pitches up to get fed....he scratches it's tummy....the damn thing's like a dog...rolls over and wags it's tail.... ...have you ever...
Must be a loansharkthats funny
here's robodog.
it's not funny for the shark!!!!...and by the way, sharks are on the endangered species list....I say let's.......
SAVE THE SHARKS!!!! 
SAVE THE SHARKS!!!!
Lagoona22: it's not funny for the shark!!!!...and by the way, sharks are on the endangered species list....I say let's.......
SAVE THE SHARKS!!!!
Yesterday tuna was on the menu today sharkfinsoup I wonder wich poor fish get stuffed tomorrow.SAVE THE SHARKS!!!!
Soon the saying plenty of fish in the sea dont go no more
Lagoona22: it's not funny for the shark!!!!...and by the way, sharks are on the endangered species list....I say let's.......
SAVE THE SHARKS!!!!
SAVE THE SHARKS!!!!
You too are frightening me. I am at home sick and these videos are not helping. I am going to have nightmares. Show me something nice, a nice 'Sound of Music' clip perhaps...
Hi Rodolfo
Sorry to hear that...drink some tequila...get a back rub...
immanuelle: You too are frightening me. I am at home sick and these videos are not helping. I am going to have nightmares. Show me something nice, a nice 'Sound of Music' clip perhaps...
Hi Rodolfo
Hi Rodolfo
immanuelle: You too are frightening me. I am at home sick and these videos are not helping. I am going to have nightmares. Show me something nice, a nice 'Sound of Music' clip perhaps...
Hi Rodolfo
Hi Imm, awww hope you get well soon.Hi Rodolfo
here on old forgotten lovesong
rodolpho: Hi Imm, awww hope you get well soon.
here on old forgotten lovesong
here on old forgotten lovesong
Thanks Rodolpho, Lago Ok...off to sleep some more and find a back-rubbing tequila bearing someone.
In response to: my name is john searching for love
Hi John...nice to meet you.
Ooooh!!...
...a back-rub with kisses and tequila!!...yihaa!!
...gotta remember that one...
...a back-rub with kisses and tequila!!...yihaa!! ...gotta remember that one...
immanuelle: Thanks Rodolpho, Lago Ok...off to sleep some more and find a back-rubbing tequila bearing someone.
Conrad73: Marone-dance,barefoot?
Oh yes! Well that`s what happens if they don`t do the dance correctly the first time - before the nuts have fallen. Once the nuts have fallen then they have to do it barefoot, cause the shells, as you know, are very prickly, so when they jump on them barefoot it makes them jump higher so when they come down then the shells split open ... and this procedure is repeated until all the shells are split and covered in blood and then no-one wants to eat them anyway, so now, when I give the Marone Dance Lesson they have learned to pay very close attention to all the nuances of the dance and the singing to accompany it, and the particular moon phase, and choice of musical instruments.
smoky: Oh yes! Well that`s what happens if they don`t do the dance correctly the first time - before the nuts have fallen. Once the nuts have fallen then they have to do it barefoot, cause the shells, as you know, are very prickly, so when they jump on them barefoot it makes them jump higher so when they come down then the shells split open ... and this procedure is repeated until all the shells are split and covered in blood and then no-one wants to eat them anyway, so now, when I give the Marone Dance Lesson they have learned to pay very close attention to all the nuances of the dance and the singing to accompany it, and the particular moon phase, and choice of musical instruments.
Ah,that's what it is.Wondered why they were hopping up and down like a calving Cow,an expression used by a Farmer,to tell me how to compact the Hay on the Stack so we could accommodate it all!
Thought the People with the Marones were all suffering from Tarantula Bites!Had no idea of the Intricacies involved!
Conrad73: Ah,that's what it is.
Wondered why they were hopping up and down like a calving Cow,an expression used by a Farmer,to tell me how to compact the Hay on the Stack so we could accommodate it all!
Thought the People with the Marones were all suffering from Tarantula Bites!Had no idea of the Intricacies involved!
Wondered why they were hopping up and down like a calving Cow,an expression used by a Farmer,to tell me how to compact the Hay on the Stack so we could accommodate it all!
Thought the People with the Marones were all suffering from Tarantula Bites!Had no idea of the Intricacies involved!
Intricasies of the Dance are most important - otherwise the dance is a waste of time.
At the moment I am holding Dance Classes in the Desert for the Camel Herders. There are some camels who insist on chasting their herder/drivers around the camp site and pulling their clothes off and then chewing the clothes to rags, leaving the herder naked under the broiling 60c sun out in the barren desert.
So I just been down to the local Mall and gotten some donations of big sheet things for the naked herders to wear - while learning The Dance of the Camels. At the moment these poor guys are getting the Camels all tied up in a bunch in the middle of the camp, and we gonna dance around them, smacking them on every 4th beat with palm tree branches while the inner circle of dancers kick them in the butt from the other side on the 2nd beat of the drums. This will be continued well into the night - until the waning 3/4 moon has moved over to the north/east and begins to sink below the horizon. Then the Camels will be untied and allowed to join the dancers. After sunrise tomorrow, all should be well, and under control, and the Camels will no longer rip off their herders clothes or chase them around the camp.
I am never allowed to take a holiday in peace and quiet - there are always locals requiring my Special Dance Services!
smoky: Intricasies of the Dance are most important - otherwise the dance is a waste of time.
At the moment I am holding Dance Classes in the Desert for the Camel Herders. There are some camels who insist on chasting their herder/drivers around the camp site and pulling their clothes off and then chewing the clothes to rags, leaving the herder naked under the broiling 60c sun out in the barren desert.
So I just been down to the local Mall and gotten some donations of big sheet things for the naked herders to wear - while learning The Dance of the Camels. At the moment these poor guys are getting the Camels all tied up in a bunch in the middle of the camp, and we gonna dance around them, smacking them on every 4th beat with palm tree branches while the inner circle of dancers kick them in the butt from the other side on the 2nd beat of the drums. This will be continued well into the night - until the waning 3/4 moon has moved over to the north/east and begins to sink below the horizon. Then the Camels will be untied and allowed to join the dancers. After sunrise tomorrow, all should be well, and under control, and the Camels will no longer rip off their herders clothes or chase them around the camp.
I am never allowed to take a holiday in peace and quiet - there are always locals requiring my Special Dance Services!
At the moment I am holding Dance Classes in the Desert for the Camel Herders. There are some camels who insist on chasting their herder/drivers around the camp site and pulling their clothes off and then chewing the clothes to rags, leaving the herder naked under the broiling 60c sun out in the barren desert.
So I just been down to the local Mall and gotten some donations of big sheet things for the naked herders to wear - while learning The Dance of the Camels. At the moment these poor guys are getting the Camels all tied up in a bunch in the middle of the camp, and we gonna dance around them, smacking them on every 4th beat with palm tree branches while the inner circle of dancers kick them in the butt from the other side on the 2nd beat of the drums. This will be continued well into the night - until the waning 3/4 moon has moved over to the north/east and begins to sink below the horizon. Then the Camels will be untied and allowed to join the dancers. After sunrise tomorrow, all should be well, and under control, and the Camels will no longer rip off their herders clothes or chase them around the camp.
I am never allowed to take a holiday in peace and quiet - there are always locals requiring my Special Dance Services!
Wow! It sounds like you are having the time of your life. How exciting! Stay safe Miss Smoky.
Is the white shark dance different from the camel dance?
Fallingman: Is the white shark dance different from the camel dance?
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