tainogirl: Oh goody, I got to settle in with my popcorn for the next exciting installment of this movie, RELIGIOUS TRAIN WRECK 2:THE MINDLESS BABBLE CONTINUES
CaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK1,186 posts
Meanwhile, in Rio de Janeiro a Siddharta Gautama steps out of a cab in front of the Royal Hotel, he tips the cab driver generously, looks down the street and the beautiful people of Brazil walking it, then sighs:
- Ah, finally, Rio, we’re going to have a bloody brilliant town! And it’s only 2 months left to the carnival! Let’s rock’n’roll!
nah....i don't think jesus is "fool" enough to make the same type of mistake that he did last time around when he was "crucified". This time, he will come with a battalion of army, equipped with intercontinental ballastic missile, neuclear bomb, F-16 fighter jet and other weapons. Before he descends upon on the earth, he will launch pre-emptive attack to kill and destroy all the infidels and non-christian people.
mnowsa: nah....i don't think jesus is "fool" enough to make the same type of mistake that he did last time around when he was "crucified". This time, he will come with a battalion of army, equipped with intercontinental ballastic missile, neuclear bomb, F-16 fighter jet and other weapons. Before he descends upon on the earth, he will launch pre-emptive attack to kill and destroy all the infidels and non-christian people.
CaptainBeirutIII: Meanwhile, in Rio de Janeiro a Siddharta Gautama steps out of a cab in front of the Royal Hotel, he tips the cab driver generously, looks down the street and the beautiful people of Brazil walking it, then sighs:
- Ah, finally, Rio, we’re going to have a bloody brilliant town! And it’s only 2 months left to the carnival! Let’s rock’n’roll!
I am searching for Sadam And Gamorrah (sp)music right now.
It should be interesting to see the response or reaction from christians when the second coming of Christ arrives. Will they recognise it/Him? Do they believe that He will look the same as the christian drawings and paintings depicted Him 2000 years ago? Is he the one they are looking for?
Remember the Jews.
It was written in the scriptures of the Old Testament of the coming of the 'Messiah', but when he arrived, the Jews did not recognise Him. They totally disregarded Him and persecuted Him for His teachings, which contradicted the perceptions and views the Jews held of who and what their Messiah would be. They 'envisioned' their Messiah would be born unto royalty, in all of the glory of God, surrounded by riches and possessing all of the power of a literal "King". Jesus was none of those. Obviously, the Jews misunderstood the scriptures. Are they still awaiting the arrival of their Messiah, 2000 years after the fact?
Don't forget also, that there were many Gospels written depicting the teachings of Jesus that were rejected by the early christians who canonized the new testament. These codexes were later found at Nag Hammadi and include the gospels of Mary Magdelene, the gospel of Thomas, The Gospel of Phillip, Dialogues of the Savior, and even a gospel of Judas. These gospels depict Jesus as holding more of a 'Gnostic' point of view which contradicts the 'orthodoxed' christianity that is established. Will the second coming of Christ preach Gnosticism, something that goes against what every christian has ever put their faith in? Will history once again repeat itself with the christians persecuting their own saviour because they have been disillusioned by their own perceptions?
This event shall be more than a little interesting.
While Jesus, upon his return, could never be again crucified as he was has "the Son of Man", it certainly does appear from previous post, the "Word of God" has been severely crucified.
Abram: While Jesus, upon his return, could never be again crucified as he was has "the Son of Man", it certainly does appear from previous post, the "Word of God" has been severely crucified.
Boy u have that right.lol I am christian and never heard this version before.Just when ive heard everything,bang !here qwe go again.Please guys dont believe that what she says is christian.
mnowsa: nah....i don't think jesus is "fool" enough to make the same type of mistake that he did last time around when he was "crucified". This time, he will come with a battalion of army, equipped with intercontinental ballastic missile, neuclear bomb, F-16 fighter jet and other weapons. Before he descends upon on the earth, he will launch pre-emptive attack to kill and destroy all the infidels and non-christian people.
I don't think jesus needs to worry about getting crucified again. So many people in this world want to go to heaven that they will all want to die for him. Subsequently, there will be many many people, identical to jesus (yes...i am talking about the state-of-the-art plastic surgery job. good for the plastic surgeons)running around all over the world. It will be really impossible to find the "real" jesus among so many fake jesus.
oreosdog: God wrote: My people are destroyed from a lack of knowledge (that means in laymens terms-stupidity}
"Cut off have been My people for lack of knowledge, Because thou knowledge hast rejected, I reject thee from being priest to Me, And thou forgettest the law of thy God, I forget thy sons, I also!" (Hosea 4-6) Do you see the difference from one translation "destroyed", to another "Cut off" makes? Just as the author of this thread used his, or somebody elses, interpretation, concerning the Word of God, the results of Babylon, babble, still divide, "Cut off". All for the individual pleasure of those claiming to know the Truths, as if their own. A simple Truth told when Jesus spoke of the greatest commandment, (Mark 12 ) 29"The most important one," answered Jesus, "is this: 'Hear, O Israel, the Lord our God, the Lord is one. 30 Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. 31 The second is this: 'Love your neighbor as yourself.'There is no commandment greater than these."
What human being, Loving God, as the person would love themselves, provide, and do good for oneself, would choose to commit the faults of the other commandments against oneself, or their neighbor. No one, except those who choose to "Cut off" the fact we are One human race, of diverse identities, and abilities, for the purpose of the whole.
CaptainBeirutIII: Meanwhile, in Rio de Janeiro a Siddharta Gautama steps out of a cab in front of the Royal Hotel, he tips the cab driver generously, looks down the street and the beautiful people of Brazil walking it, then sighs:
- Ah, finally, Rio, we’re going to have a bloody brilliant town! And it’s only 2 months left to the carnival! Let’s rock’n’roll!
however you have a fine writing ability, why don't you use it in a better way than this.... here i am trying to prove my ideas giving reasons and facts, if you want to discuss with me don't behave as a stupid man
oh..please stop deceiving yourself more! If you were daughter of God and sister of Jesus;You would not wanted Jesus to be cruciefied again,when he come to earth. so you said that absolute false:for jesus to be cruciefied again. He will not be cruciefied again!
So why you listen only yourself? it will lead you astray very much and will deceive you. You should listen the Truth in you and in men from God,and not yourself ! When you listen The Truth,then your self is right ! and you shall be saved.
any way, Jesus is greater than Buddha and indian beliefs. Buddha was man who obeyed some beliefs from God,and he would not get if Jesus didn,t give him.
CaptainBeirutIIILondon, Greater London, England UK1,186 posts
mnowsa: nah....i don't think jesus is "fool" enough to make the same type of mistake that he did last time around when he was "crucified". This time, he will come with a battalion of army, equipped with intercontinental ballastic missile, neuclear bomb, F-16 fighter jet and other weapons. Before he descends upon on the earth, he will launch pre-emptive attack to kill and destroy all the infidels and non-christian people.
"The reason God doesn't send another flood, is because the first one didn't help"
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