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True Story from Houston Medical Center
A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.
According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring
In his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly
To slip the ring onto his hoohoo while he was asleep.
I don't know what's worse:
1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your Hoohoo.
3) Or finding out your hoohoo fits through your wedding ring!