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1- Remove your lap top from its bag
2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully
3- Turn on and turn on the sound
4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching
5- Turn on the Internet
6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer
7- Take a deep breath, say a silent prayer and open this site
8- Observe the facial expression of your neighbouring passenger