Grandma's Birth Control Pills (12)
HJFinAZ: This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life. He finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'
'Yes, they help me sleep at
night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.'
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.........(And other "Old Farts")..
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'
'Yes, they help me sleep at
night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.'
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.........(And other "Old Farts")..
That is cute...
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HJFinAZ: This doctor had been seeing an 80 year old woman for most of her life. He finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'
'Yes, they help me sleep at
night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.'
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.........(And other "Old Farts")..
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'
'Yes, they help me sleep at
night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.'
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.........(And other "Old Farts")..
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Had this in an email a few weeks ago.Don't you just love it!
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bestbefore: Had this in an email a few weeks ago.Don't you just love it!
I just got it from a friend of mine today, I laughed for 10 minutes..
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markizamkd25: Granny likes my BOB..said its better than going around town to search D@##...
That just brought all kinds of wrongness into my mind
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CaySea: That just brought all kinds of wrongness into my mind
Granny needs "LUVZZZZZZZZZZZZ" too..
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HJFinAZ: I just got it from a friend of mine today, I laughed for 10 minutes..
Hey H.J. it's because we are getting near our own sell buy dates that WE are able to see the humour in such things.I receive loads of funnies but as a "silversurfer" haven't fathomed out how to down load on to C.S. forums.
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bestbefore: Hey H.J. it's because we are getting near our own sell buy dates that WE are able to see the humour in such things.I receive loads of funnies but as a "silversurfer" haven't fathomed out how to down load on to C.S. forums.
I haven't either..
Old & senile ya know.. I passed silver, am now in the platinum stage..
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HJFinAZ: I haven't either.. Old & senile ya know..
I passed silver, am now in the platinum stage..
I passed silver, am now in the platinum stage..
Ah but we are worth our weight in gold,and judging by the size of me lately that's more than a few Troy ounces!
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bestbefore: Ah but we are worth our weight in gold,and judging by the size of me lately that's more than a few Troy ounces!
I went in for a physical last Friday, weighed in at 182 pounds..
I really need to get back to the gym.
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I read this HJ and me and my coffee that I wasspewing all over the place had a very good laugh.
I have 2 teen-age grandaughters soon to be 14 and 17. The
things they chat with me about scares the dickens out of me.
Some things do keep me awake.
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At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all her medications that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. 'Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?'
'Yes, they help me sleep at
night.'
'Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep.'
She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.
'Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks and believe me, it helps me sleep at night.'
You Gotta Watch Them Grandmas.........(And other "Old Farts")..