CS Story ........(most intelligent sounding thread) (48)
smokyUnterland, Zurich Switzerland266 Threads 6 Polls 9,412 PostsTulefel: …for the prince, as it was sale, and some rope for her sisters and stepmother. And a bar of soap… though here she’s got somehow confused as she’s find it’s difficult to make her mind between lavender and…
Coca Cola. She knew her step-mother had drunk all the whisky, and her step-sisters had drunk (drank? drunken?) all the brandy, and she was SO thirsty, and everyone knows that only Coca Cola truly satisfies a thirst! But then she also needed lavender to scent her hankies - so now she had a huge great big decision to make ........Should she stay at home and eat garlic with Smoky?.... or go out and drink fancy cocktails with Imma? .... or just pop round to Jan and eat a good healthy Mediteranean lunch? On the other hand, there`s this interesting looking guy who is serving tuna salad sandwiches with tomatoe .......... What should she do?
Oh, she could also just ..........
Oh, she could also just ..........
smoky: ............ What should she do? Oh, she could also just ..........
Maybe enjoy some fresh cut hemp ciigies with me....
Phoenix: Maybe enjoy some fresh cut hemp ciigies with me....
…or maybe to choose a glass of “admiral’s tea” with her driver the rat and…
smoky: .....And she HAD to find that tooth! It was her last tooth, and a very important tooth, because it was the only top tooth that exactly met the only bottom tooth, and without it she would be unable to eat. So she swooped down, doing a perfect crash landing on the railway tracks, just as ...............
…just as she’s waked up in cold sweat and put all her hands and arms and feet and legs into her mouth to check her precious tooth… But the inspection showed that it wasn’t her…
Tulefel: …just as she’s waked up in cold sweat and put all her hands and arms and feet and legs into her mouth to check her precious tooth… But the inspection showed that it wasn’t her…
tooth that bothered her the most but the cold sweat. She being a dancer DID NOT SWEAT she glowed so she wnt to her doctor to ask him what all this sweating was about. He said you sweat because...
wooffy: tooth that bothered her the most but the cold sweat. She being a dancer DID NOT SWEAT she glowed so she wnt to her doctor to ask him what all this sweating was about. He said you sweat because...
…because you washed down half of a kilogramme of salt herring with a litre of milk… If you’ve done the opposite, you would just…”
Tulefel: …because you washed down half of a kilogramme of salt herring with a litre of milk… If you’ve done the opposite, you would just…”
puke and get it over with and stop bothering me in the middle of the night with these silly realy stupid things you people do to yourselves!Now, she knew she had both her teeth, so the next thing she realy needed was some serious driving lessons so she could ......
smoky: puke and get it over with and stop bothering me in the middle of the night with these silly realy stupid things you people do to yourselves!
Now, she knew she had both her teeth, so the next thing she realy needed was some serious driving lessons so she could ......
Now, she knew she had both her teeth, so the next thing she realy needed was some serious driving lessons so she could ......
…at last get an opportunity to flirt with some cute driving instructor. But it turned up that all turbo-broom driving instructors were female, and now she’s considering to exchange her turbo broom for an astroplane, which would…
Tulefel: …at last get an opportunity to flirt with some cute driving instructor. But it turned up that all turbo-broom driving instructors were female, and now she’s considering to exchange her turbo broom for an astroplane, which would…
enable her to zoom off to Australia to consult the Wizard who lives there to find out if .......
smoky: may hold the secret to life ....... how to walk on the beach without getting mucky oil stains on her feet, how to gaze into the fire and tell her how long before the Mamoths will return, and men will turn back into hunters again and follow ..........
...the Mastodon across those icefree Plains,get an occasional Cavebear or Sabertoothed-Cat,wrestle some Auerochs..........
Conrad73: ...the Mastodon across those icefree Plains,get an occasional Cavebear or Sabertoothed-Cat,wrestle some Auerochs..........
"Oh but that is wishful thinking" said she to herself - "Now I will just have to go consult the Wise Wizard of Italy" and off she sped, to catch the train to Italy, hoping that she will ......smoky: "Oh but that is wishful thinking" said she to herself - "Now I will just have to go consult the Wise Wizard of Italy" and off she sped, to catch the train to Italy, hoping that she will ......
.....find him in his comfortable Cave,instead gallivanting the Country-Side looking at fresh young rosy-cheeked Farm-Maiden......
Conrad73: .....find him in his comfortable Cave,instead gallivanting the Country-Side looking at fresh young rosy-cheeked Farm-Maiden......
.......However, upon arrival in Italy - there were such crowds that she decided to rather go to Spain and visit with her old friend Jan who was back from teaching Russian peasants how to read and write .... so she hired a paraglider, climbed to the top of the highest mountain she could find, and set off into the skies in the direction of where she thought Spain should be.
But the wind dropped as she approached the island of Malta, and down she went ............... to find .........
smoky: .......However, upon arrival in Italy - there were such crowds that she decided to rather go to Spain and visit with her old friend Jan who was back from teaching Russian peasants how to read and write .... so she hired a paraglider, climbed to the top of the highest mountain she could find, and set off into the skies in the direction of where she thought Spain should be.
But the wind dropped as she approached the island of Malta, and down she went ............... to find .........
But the wind dropped as she approached the island of Malta, and down she went ............... to find .........
… a birch grove there she could get some rest while waiting for her prince, as it’s known that princes like to take a walk or two round a tree. Some while after, a prince came to that forest and saw her hanging there, clutching into a birch branch whit her tooth. “Sweet heart! What’s that?” the prince cried. “Vot-vot…” she answered. “Don’t you shee: I’m drinking birch juich…”
The prince felt thirsty at once, but…
Tulefel: … a birch grove there she could get some rest while waiting for her prince, as it’s known that princes like to take a walk or two round a tree. Some while after, a prince came to that forest and saw her hanging there, clutching into a birch branch whit her tooth. “Sweet heart! What’s that?” the prince cried. “Vot-vot…” she answered. “Don’t you shee: I’m drinking birch juich…”
The prince felt thirsty at once, but…
The prince felt thirsty at once, but…
... he had to make haste ... as the sluice gate needed to be opened to prevent the land being flooded, and so he regretfully abandoned the two-toothed princess to her fate of hanging in the tree branch by her teeth and galloped off on his two feet in the direction of the river to open the sluice before the bell tolled.
On arrival at the sluice, to his horror he found .......
smoky: ... he had to make haste ... as the sluice gate needed to be opened to prevent the land being flooded, and so he regretfully abandoned the two-toothed princess to her fate of hanging in the tree branch by her teeth and galloped off on his two feet in the direction of the river to open the sluice before the bell tolled.
On arrival at the sluice, to his horror he found .......
On arrival at the sluice, to his horror he found .......
....that it was all gunged up with ex CS Vegans.However it wasn,t gunged up for long because as anybody knows,vegetable matter generally decomposes at a fairly rapid rate,especially when wasted matter eating organisms are introduced.So he quickly ripped open a pack which he just happened to be carrying with him.But just as he was tipping the contents into the sluice he lost his grip and fell full forward into the vegatating putrid mess.Just at that moment....
smoky: ... he had to make haste ... as the sluice gate needed to be opened to prevent the land being flooded, and so he regretfully abandoned the two-toothed princess to her fate of hanging in the tree branch by her teeth and galloped off on his two feet in the direction of the river to open the sluice before the bell tolled.
On arrival at the sluice, to his horror he found .......
On arrival at the sluice, to his horror he found .......
…that the view of his natural element made his desire to return into his primary state irresistible, and he gave after it as weak as he was, and turned into the toad he actually always has been. Uttering a triumphant croak, he jumped into water as gracious as a brick. Only few air bubbles…
Ha,spoilt for choice.I,m off to eat and veg.
And so, here the tale takes a twist ........ Was he a toad? or was he about to be turned into a slime-ball Carnivore?!
Meanwhile, unknown to (who was it?) hanging in a tree by her teeth, and he (who was he?) deciding wether to be a toad or a slime-ball - Master of Disguises The Luggage Man crept out from beneath the bridge where he dwelt extracting tolls from weary travellers wanting to use the bridge and dragging his one lame leg behind him he sidled up to an attractive maiden standing under a streetlight waiting for her betrothed to come galloping along on his horse - they were eloping!
Just before the sounds of the galloping horse reached them, Luggage Man grabbed her purse and scuttled off down the road.
"Oh dear Oh dear Alas" cried she. The purse contained all their money for their elopement! "What am I to do now?" she cried as her beloved came into view .............
Meanwhile, unknown to (who was it?) hanging in a tree by her teeth, and he (who was he?) deciding wether to be a toad or a slime-ball - Master of Disguises The Luggage Man crept out from beneath the bridge where he dwelt extracting tolls from weary travellers wanting to use the bridge and dragging his one lame leg behind him he sidled up to an attractive maiden standing under a streetlight waiting for her betrothed to come galloping along on his horse - they were eloping!
Just before the sounds of the galloping horse reached them, Luggage Man grabbed her purse and scuttled off down the road.
"Oh dear Oh dear Alas" cried she. The purse contained all their money for their elopement! "What am I to do now?" she cried as her beloved came into view .............
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