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Oct 13, 2009 11:19 PM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)

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Oct 14, 2009 12:30 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
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Can just see the look on his face after he heard that!
It would be priceless. laugh
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Oct 14, 2009 12:33 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
Shewolf55
Shewolf55Shewolf55Columbia, South Carolina USA3 Threads 392 Posts
The poor, poor cow. I hope she kicks. conversing
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Oct 14, 2009 12:40 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
Shewolf55: The poor, poor cow. I hope she kicks.
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He'd become the man of many expressions. laugh
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Oct 14, 2009 12:43 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
Shewolf55
Shewolf55Shewolf55Columbia, South Carolina USA3 Threads 392 Posts
YouMeUs: He'd become the man of many expressions.
wow uh oh moping crying blues mumbling
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Oct 14, 2009 12:49 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
Well, I guess it would depend on where the cow kicks him? dunno uh oh
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Oct 14, 2009 12:51 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
Shewolf55
Shewolf55Shewolf55Columbia, South Carolina USA3 Threads 392 Posts
YouMeUs: Well, I guess it would depend on where the cow kicks him?


The most painful spot would be the one I would hope "Bessie" would connect with. grin
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Oct 14, 2009 1:02 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
Shewolf55: The most painful spot would be the one I would hope "Bessie" would connect with.
wow
Then Bessie would become the cow with many expressions. laugh
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Oct 14, 2009 1:54 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
rubyfruit
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Oct 14, 2009 4:50 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
hyoscyamus
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Oct 14, 2009 8:15 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
hopefloats
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Oct 14, 2009 9:03 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
HealthyLiving: A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)
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Oct 14, 2009 9:03 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
HealthyLiving: A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)
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Oct 14, 2009 9:04 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
HealthyLiving: A blond city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy,

'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blond, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'

The blond turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'

( It's nice to see a blond winning once in awhile.)
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Oct 14, 2009 9:56 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA527 Threads 2 Polls 4,775 Posts
I see that the women have enjoyed this one!laugh

Only one man cared to comment.thumbs up

What's the matter guys???




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Oct 14, 2009 9:57 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
HealthyLiving: I see that the women have enjoyed this one!

Only one man cared to comment.

What's the matter guys???


go figure
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Oct 14, 2009 10:00 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
The Fellow must have been the Cousin of this one:

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...laugh
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Oct 14, 2009 10:04 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
temporary
temporarytemporary., Central Serbia Serbia5 Threads 216 Posts
Conrad73: The Fellow must have been the Cousin of this one:

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
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Oct 14, 2009 10:16 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
YouMeUs: Can just see the look on his face after he heard that!
It would be priceless.
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Oct 14, 2009 10:17 AM CST "THE BLOND AND THE COW"
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA79 Threads 13,695 Posts
Conrad73: The Fellow must have been the Cousin of this one:

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in...
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