If Jesus were to arive now (284)
So, has Jesus arrived yet? Is Jesus already on His way to this world? I hope he has the map/direction to the world so that he doesn't get lost in the traffic....i just hope that jesus is not having fun sitting in one of those space ship forgetting about us all in this world.
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mnowsa: So, has Jesus arrived yet? Is Jesus already on His way to this world? I hope he has the map/direction to the world so that he doesn't get lost in the traffic....i just hope that jesus is not having fun sitting in one of those space ship forgetting about us all in this world.
He's got sat nav...idiot!
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mnowsa: So, has Jesus arrived yet? Is Jesus already on His way to this world? I hope he has the map/direction to the world so that he doesn't get lost in the traffic....i just hope that jesus is not having fun sitting in one of those space ship forgetting about us all in this world.
I mean now there are so many different planets and galaxies in our solar system, let alone other galaxies in other solar systems. And when jesus came to this world before 2000 years, he didn't know about all those planets and galaxies. Besides, our planet has change a lot since he left us before 2000 years. So, when coming to this world up from the sky, it is very possible that jesus may have been lost in the traffics of all those galaxies and planets. So, i think it is imperative that we establish some sort of communication with jesus before He gets frustrated and decides to go back up heaven because of the traffics.
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He will probably get a parking ticket
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solsticemoon: He's got sat nav...idiot!
i mean jesus has already suffered a lot and "given" his life once for the "christians". Now doesn't he deserve to have a little fun. I mean who could blame him if he decides to chill a little in one of those space ships while looking at all those beautiful stars and moons? I mean do you think that jesus should really be so desperate to come back to this world after what those people did to him before 2000 years? I am pretty sure that Jesus is looking for all the excuses to avoid coming back to this world again. And that's exactly why it is taking sooooooo long for Him to come back to this world again..
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mnowsa: i mean jesus has already suffered a lot and "given" his life once for the "christians". Now doesn't he deserve to have a little fun. I mean who could blame him if he decides to chill a little in one of those space ships while looking at all those beautiful stars and moons? I mean do you think that jesus should really be so desperate to come back to this world after what those people did to him before 2000 years? I am pretty sure that Jesus is looking for all the excuses to avoid coming back to this world again. And that's exactly why it is taking sooooooo long for Him to come back to this world again..
do you guess? Why not take your own life serious? I know that you will say that you do, but your response to this post shows how you view your own life. You can disagree all you want, but you are bound by your own words and feelings. Are you afraid of going to hell?
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the fact that you joke about such a serious thing shows that you dont want to look at the reality of your own life.
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his coming was prophesized prior to the first time and it came to pass, what makes you think that he wont come again like he himself said, as well as all of the other prophets?
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seveneyes: his coming was prophesized prior to the first time and it came to pass, what makes you think that he wont come again like he himself said, as well as all of the other prophets?
oh...i know He will come and He will do his job exactly the way he has been "ordered" by God almighty. And i will simply keep doing my job without worrying about who is going to hell and who is going to heaven. I will leave it upto God to decided who is going to hell and who is going ot heaven. I don't really want another fellow human being to decided as to who is going to hell and who is not.
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seveneyes: maybe its time to take responsibility for your own actions and not blame God for your sins. If you end up in hell, it will be by your own hand
And who said i will "blame" god for anything?!
you just love to send everybody to hell. don't you?
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I honestly look for him at anytime...And I AM ready but i agree with you this world is a evil place its awsome to have someone place this on here....God Bless you and yours
virgosingle: well that confirms it ,this thread has been up for a day and no comments , so no one wants him alive on this earth , too many people just dont want to stop being "naughty and mean nasty ogures" , bullies all of you and not being very nice to others ..
That is what is wrong with this earth
That is what is wrong with this earth
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IwantaREELman: I honestly look for him at anytime...And I AM ready but i agree with you this world is a evil place its awsome to have someone place this on here....God Bless you and yours
no dear..this world is not really an evil place, at least not as evil as some people like to portray it. this world has come a long way to ensure peace, comfort and harmony among fellow human beings.
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mnowsa: And who said i will "blame" god for anything?! you just love to send everybody to hell. don't you?
You also think you are an expert dodger of resposibility...lmao, People cant see how they appear. They think they are so stealthy in thier posts....hehehaha
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mnowsa: no dear..this world is not really an evil place, at least not as evil as some people like to portray it. this world has come a long way to ensure peace, comfort and harmony among fellow human beings.
you think thart cutting open a pregnant belly and scrawling words lik "Pig" in thier blood isnt evil? LMAO, what phricken planet are you on?
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seveneyes: You also think you are an expert dodger of resposibility...lmao, People cant see how they appear. They think they are so stealthy in thier posts....hehehaha
i have survived this far by "dodging" responsibilities(according to you). But, to my knowledge, i didn't really harm anybody, at least not willingly, bro! Besides, i am not really so anxious to send everybody to hell like some people here.
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mnowsa: i have survived this far by "dodging" responsibilities(according to you). But, to my knowledge, i didn't really harm anybody, at least not willingly, bro! Besides, i am not really so anxious to send everybody to hell like some people here.
Keep on foolin yourself...hehe.
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seveneyes: you think thart cutting open a pregnant belly and scrawling words lik "Pig" in thier blood isnt evil? LMAO, what phricken planet are you on?
yes, those are evil actions of course. And they will be punished for their evil actions sooner or later. But then again, if this world was really all evil, there wouldn't really be any people like,let's say seveneyes, to call it an "evil" action. would there be?
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mnowsa: And who said i will "blame" god for anything?! you just love to send everybody to hell. don't you?
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Somehow you think that your dees are what entitles you to heaven or hell because you think that this is what the bible teaches. It is not what the bible teaches, yet you will stand before God and argue that you were basically a good person to no avail. Knowing him is what matters and accepting/acknowledging him. We cannot be justified by our own works sir.