help me understand women pls? (221)
feathersteve: oh but you broke my heart when you did turn me down
Sometimes we are better off not getting what we wish for.... So be careful what you wish for you might get it.
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Big_John: Sometimes we are better off not getting what we wish for.... So be careful what you wish for you might get it.
Boy , ain't that the truth ... that was well said !
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jvaski: Why not be reasonab;e and offer a trade ?
As in trading a banana for a screw driver?
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Big_John: Sometimes we are better off not getting what we wish for.... So be careful what you wish for you might get it.
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Sunshin3Lov3: As in trading a banana for a screw driver?
As in I'll drill your blinds in , then I'll drill you in ....
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Sunshin3Lov3: If I go. I don't go where I am not welcome.
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jvaski: As in I'll drill your blinds in , then I'll drill you in ....
Sounds like the Duracell bunny to me. Should I have the baterries ready or you're on a charger?
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feathersteve: hi big john , not wishing more hopeing
Just when I think I have women figured out I remember a saying I have here on my desk:
Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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feathersteve: why arent you welcome , thought everybody was
I just can't rip some off the pleasure of being the heart of the party. I say Live and let live, but some just can't help it; to them is Live and to hell with the rest, the superiority complex feels just too good
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Milanda: feel better now thank you
glad you feel better i am getting there but it takes time
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Big_John: Just when I think I have women figured out I remember a saying I have here on my desk:
Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
thanks i will remember that one Confidence: The feeling you have before you understand the situation.
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Sunshin3Lov3: I just can't rip some off the pleasure of being the heart of the party. I say Live and let live, but some just can't help it; to them is Live and to hell with the rest, the superiority complex feels just too good
i understand 
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Now that I have gotten off of the floor from my laughing fit, I must ask a question of those who presume to understand Women.
What makes you thing knowing one Woman allows you to understand all Women?
I think perhaps the multitasking ability, which is so extraordinary, makes her a totally different kind of person. So, if a Woman can do 3 things at a time you need to realize she is dealing with 3 emotions also.
In my experience I have found a need to be acknoweleged, A need to feel romance, A need to Loved, verbally at times, or flowers, or something, to feel special. She usually works hard doing most of the things we Men hate to do, so, appreciation is good. Never surprise her with anything but a Cruise, a nice Dinner Date, Diamonds are always nice, or that you just got a raise. Negative surprises suck and you will payyyyy!
Never get into a battle of wits. You will learn that you went into battle unarmed. However, The Love of a good Woman is a prized possession so protect and defend it at all costs.
I must ask a question of those who presume to understand Women. What makes you thing knowing one Woman allows you to understand all Women?
I think perhaps the multitasking ability, which is so extraordinary, makes her a totally different kind of person. So, if a Woman can do 3 things at a time you need to realize she is dealing with 3 emotions also.
In my experience I have found a need to be acknoweleged, A need to feel romance, A need to Loved, verbally at times, or flowers, or something, to feel special. She usually works hard doing most of the things we Men hate to do, so, appreciation is good. Never surprise her with anything but a Cruise, a nice Dinner Date, Diamonds are always nice, or that you just got a raise. Negative surprises suck and you will payyyyy!
Never get into a battle of wits. You will learn that you went into battle unarmed. However, The Love of a good Woman is a prized possession so protect and defend it at all costs.
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caspatch: glad you feel better i am getting there but it takes time
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oldfoxyguy: Now that I have gotten off of the floor from my laughing fit, I must ask a question of those who presume to understand Women.
What makes you thing knowing one Woman allows you to understand all Women?
I think perhaps the multitasking ability, which is so extraordinary, makes her a totally different kind of person. So, if a Woman can do 3 things at a time you need to realize she is dealing with 3 emotions also.
In my experience I have found a need to be acknoweleged, A need to feel romance, A need to Loved, verbally at times, or flowers, or something, to feel special. She usually works hard doing most of the things we Men hate to do, so, appreciation is good. Never surprise her with anything but a Cruise, a nice Dinner Date, Diamonds are always nice, or that you just got a raise. Negative surprises suck and you will payyyyy!
Never get into a battle of wits. You will learn that you went into battle unarmed. However, The Love of a good Woman is a prized possession so protect and defend it at all costs.
What makes you thing knowing one Woman allows you to understand all Women?
I think perhaps the multitasking ability, which is so extraordinary, makes her a totally different kind of person. So, if a Woman can do 3 things at a time you need to realize she is dealing with 3 emotions also.
In my experience I have found a need to be acknoweleged, A need to feel romance, A need to Loved, verbally at times, or flowers, or something, to feel special. She usually works hard doing most of the things we Men hate to do, so, appreciation is good. Never surprise her with anything but a Cruise, a nice Dinner Date, Diamonds are always nice, or that you just got a raise. Negative surprises suck and you will payyyyy!
Never get into a battle of wits. You will learn that you went into battle unarmed. However, The Love of a good Woman is a prized possession so protect and defend it at all costs.
Sounds like you're married to a demanding spanish woman ...
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a few yrs ago,.
there were these 2 TRUCK DRIVERS,... walking along the beach
in San Diego Ca, one of them tripped on something in the sand,
he stopped, picked it up, and dusted the sand off of it.
Out pops a Genie, the genie says OH Thanks a million I am late for a party, the truck driver says, hey BUD,.... I am NOT stupid !
YOU owe me 3 wishes ! the Genie says, I am late REALLY late I have to go, but the truck driver was VERY persistant !
So, the Genia says ok I have time for one, wish !
the tuck driver says how about an INTERSTATE between HERE
& Hawaii ! the Genie, says " ARE U NUTS !" YOU have any ideal what you are asking me ? so the Genie says PICK another wish !
ANY wish but that one !
So the truck driver says, I want to understand Women ! I have been married for 40 YRS and I STILL dont understand my wife !
the GENIE,...... thought for about 5 mins, then said !
YOU want that interstate, 2 laned or 4 laned ? would you like rest areas with it also ?
Happy New Year, Joey 
there were these 2 TRUCK DRIVERS,... walking along the beach
in San Diego Ca, one of them tripped on something in the sand,
he stopped, picked it up, and dusted the sand off of it.
Out pops a Genie, the genie says OH Thanks a million I am late for a party, the truck driver says, hey BUD,.... I am NOT stupid !
YOU owe me 3 wishes ! the Genie says, I am late REALLY late I have to go, but the truck driver was VERY persistant !
So, the Genia says ok I have time for one, wish !
the tuck driver says how about an INTERSTATE between HERE
& Hawaii ! the Genie, says " ARE U NUTS !" YOU have any ideal what you are asking me ? so the Genie says PICK another wish !
ANY wish but that one !
So the truck driver says, I want to understand Women ! I have been married for 40 YRS and I STILL dont understand my wife !
the GENIE,...... thought for about 5 mins, then said !
YOU want that interstate, 2 laned or 4 laned ? would you like rest areas with it also ?
Happy New Year, Joey
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jvaski: "Anyway, women like a man have different levels of Intelligence."
Oxymoron...............
Oxymoron...............
women like men have different levels of Intelligence.
Are you trying to tell me ... that there is only one level of Intelligence among our species?
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curiousgeorge2: a few yrs ago,.
there were these 2 TRUCK DRIVERS,... walking along the beach
in San Diego Ca, one of them tripped on something in the sand,
he stopped, picked it up, and dusted the sand off of it.
Out pops a Genie, the genie says OH Thanks a million I am late for a party, the truck driver says, hey BUD,.... I am NOT stupid !
YOU owe me 3 wishes ! the Genie says, I am late REALLY late I have to go, but the truck driver was VERY persistant !
So, the Genia says ok I have time for one, wish !
the tuck driver says how about an INTERSTATE between HERE
& Hawaii ! the Genie, says " ARE U NUTS !" YOU have any ideal what you are asking me ? so the Genie says PICK another wish !
ANY wish but that one !
So the truck driver says, I want to understand Women ! I have been married for 40 YRS and I STILL dont understand my wife !
the GENIE,...... thought for about 5 mins, then said !
YOU want that interstate, 2 laned or 4 laned ? would you like rest areas with it also ?
Happy New Year, Joey
good one curious there were these 2 TRUCK DRIVERS,... walking along the beach
in San Diego Ca, one of them tripped on something in the sand,
he stopped, picked it up, and dusted the sand off of it.
Out pops a Genie, the genie says OH Thanks a million I am late for a party, the truck driver says, hey BUD,.... I am NOT stupid !
YOU owe me 3 wishes ! the Genie says, I am late REALLY late I have to go, but the truck driver was VERY persistant !
So, the Genia says ok I have time for one, wish !
the tuck driver says how about an INTERSTATE between HERE
& Hawaii ! the Genie, says " ARE U NUTS !" YOU have any ideal what you are asking me ? so the Genie says PICK another wish !
ANY wish but that one !
So the truck driver says, I want to understand Women ! I have been married for 40 YRS and I STILL dont understand my wife !
the GENIE,...... thought for about 5 mins, then said !
YOU want that interstate, 2 laned or 4 laned ? would you like rest areas with it also ?
Happy New Year, Joey
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oldfoxyguy: Now that I have gotten off of the floor from my laughing fit, I must ask a question of those who presume to understand Women.
What makes you thing knowing one Woman allows you to understand all Women?
I think perhaps the multitasking ability, which is so extraordinary, makes her a totally different kind of person. So, if a Woman can do 3 things at a time you need to realize she is dealing with 3 emotions also.
In my experience I have found a need to be acknoweleged, A need to feel romance, A need to Loved, verbally at times, or flowers, or something, to feel special. She usually works hard doing most of the things we Men hate to do, so, appreciation is good. Never surprise her with anything but a Cruise, a nice Dinner Date, Diamonds are always nice, or that you just got a raise. Negative surprises suck and you will payyyyy!
Never get into a battle of wits. You will learn that you went into battle unarmed. However, The Love of a good Woman is a prized possession so protect and defend it at all costs.
What makes you thing knowing one Woman allows you to understand all Women?
I think perhaps the multitasking ability, which is so extraordinary, makes her a totally different kind of person. So, if a Woman can do 3 things at a time you need to realize she is dealing with 3 emotions also.
In my experience I have found a need to be acknoweleged, A need to feel romance, A need to Loved, verbally at times, or flowers, or something, to feel special. She usually works hard doing most of the things we Men hate to do, so, appreciation is good. Never surprise her with anything but a Cruise, a nice Dinner Date, Diamonds are always nice, or that you just got a raise. Negative surprises suck and you will payyyyy!
Never get into a battle of wits. You will learn that you went into battle unarmed. However, The Love of a good Woman is a prized possession so protect and defend it at all costs.
i guess u encounter one of them,but i will tell u,not all women are materialistic,we dont need those jewels with out value of love..simple life with full of love and respect that the greatest things and big wealth for me,jmo
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just love them for who they are and treat them with respect and make them feel special
they will do the same to you
What we really need is for women to begin to show some respect for men and not just try to play them like a piano....