THE OLDER THE FIDDLE ( Archived) (6)

At 85 years of age, Rodger married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their

wedding she and Rodger should have separate bedrooms, because

she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert

himself if they spend the entire night together.



After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and

the expected knock' on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the

door opens and there is Rodger, her 85 year old groom, ready for

action. They unite as one. All goes well, Rodger takes leave of his

bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.



After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,



and it's Rodger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat

surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds

are done, Rodger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and

leaves.



She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it - Rodger Is

back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,

ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.



But as Rodger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,

'I Am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well

and so often.

I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only

good once. You are truly a great lover, Rodger.'



Rodger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I

was here already?' *

I have a very short term memory.

Like I have always said, "being with us guys that are senile is like having romance started fresh every day"..

But try to convince some young ones of that..

You're just "one of the guys"..