Letter to the wife (9)
thanks for the laugh pat.....
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Very good Patmac... just goes to show the intellingence of women outwits even in jokes...
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Merriweather: Very good Patmac... just goes to show the intellingence of women outwits even in jokes...
Yep I have a feminine side............CAN'T PARK A CAR TO SAVE MY LIFE
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patmac: Yep I have a feminine side............CAN'T PARK A CAR TO SAVE MY LIFE
Well, best be handing your drivers licence in then.. Walking does you good anyrate...
Howz you darls...nice to C U again...
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Merriweather: Well, best be handing your drivers licence in then..
Walking does you good anyrate...
Howz you darls...nice to C U again...
Nah I just do the same as you Ladies keep going round 'til I find a big enough space!!!! Funny I DO THAT IN LIFE AS WELL, Walking does you good anyrate...
Howz you darls...nice to C U again...
Good morning Merri I'm hunky dory.TVM
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patmac: Nah I just do the same as you Ladies keep going round 'til I find a big enough space!!!! Funny I DO THAT IN LIFE AS WELL,
Good morning Merri I'm hunky dory.TVM
Good morning Merri I'm hunky dory.TVM
Nah, not me... I have a small car so I park in small car space.. LOL... tis true... a lil ford fiesta... called sublime.
Glad that all is tickety boo .... cheers
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To my dear wife, you will understand that I have certain needs, and you at 54 can no longer satisfy them. I an very happy with you and value you as a good wife, so after reading this letter I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the Welcome Hotel. Please dont be upset, I will be back before midnight.
When he arrived home, he found the following letter awaiting him.
To my Dear Husband, I received your letter for which I thank you, I would like to remind you that you are also 54 years of age.
As you know I am maths teacher at the college.
I would like to tell you that while you read this, I will be at the Beach Hotel with John, one of my students, who is also assistant rugby coach, he is young, virile and like your secretary 19 year s old.
As a succesful business man with an excellent knowledge of maths you will realise that we are both in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will be home sometime tomorrow.