If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences. ( Archived) (30)

Mar 22, 2010 10:00 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
HJFinAZ
HJFinAZHJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA870 Threads 1 Polls 17,068 Posts
Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.


1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.
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Mar 22, 2010 10:08 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
oznavak
oznavakoznavakSouth Boston, Virginia USA7 Posts
banana grin dancing cool hug handshake cheers Your Twelve rules just motivated me to go ahead and buy my Harley now rather than wait. Thanks a bunch, keep on riding with the breeze in you hair or no hair. What the heck, just do what the heck that makes you feel good, being a biker!!!grin dancing cool


Retired U.S Army
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Mar 22, 2010 10:12 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
woodzchick
woodzchickwoodzchickCallands, Virginia USA38 Threads 1 Polls 2,006 Posts
I love #13.laugh

wave

p.s. I'm hanging out at the Nascar race this weekend. tongue
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Mar 22, 2010 10:37 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada31 Threads 2,419 Posts
Someone I know who rides a bike will agree with you wholeheartedly. I'm sure he has a few of his own words.super motorcycle
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Mar 22, 2010 10:42 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
lrrh77
lrrh77lrrh77college station, Texas USA5 Threads 1,451 Posts
I agree 100%. Just need to get my own bike now moping

Use to ride my dad's. grin
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Mar 22, 2010 10:46 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
tstone61
tstone61tstone61brayton, Iowa USA5 Threads 651 Posts
In response to: Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.
peace cheers happy riding the Arizona sun makes it really hot on the rider couldnt ride in the daytime had to ride at night when it was cooler did five years in phoenix that heat is hell on earth .
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Mar 22, 2010 10:56 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
lrrh77
lrrh77lrrh77college station, Texas USA5 Threads 1,451 Posts
cgedvr: She got a big kick out of it...


I would have too. Either way you're still riding and having fun. hug
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Mar 22, 2010 11:13 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
tstone61
tstone61tstone61brayton, Iowa USA5 Threads 651 Posts
cgedvr: 25 years ago....this girl could hurt me...whoa....
EXPLAIN sounds interesting rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Mar 22, 2010 11:13 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
lrrh77
lrrh77lrrh77college station, Texas USA5 Threads 1,451 Posts
tstone61: yes I know been kicked off for less wait it was just the same the use of the word b-itch no offense intended


none taken. every woman is a B at some point in her life. cheers grin
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Mar 22, 2010 11:15 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
cgedvr
cgedvrcgedvrSo. Cal, California USA40 Threads 2,088 Posts
tstone61: EXPLAIN sounds interesting
Something to do with chrome and a trailer hitchhelp
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Mar 22, 2010 11:17 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
cgedvr
cgedvrcgedvrSo. Cal, California USA40 Threads 2,088 Posts
lrrh77: none taken. every woman is a B at some point in her life.
SOME....like it that way tongue tongue
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Mar 22, 2010 11:18 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
tstone61
tstone61tstone61brayton, Iowa USA5 Threads 651 Posts
ouch rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers beer beer beer
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Mar 22, 2010 11:19 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
tstone61
tstone61tstone61brayton, Iowa USA5 Threads 651 Posts
cgedvr: Something to do with chrome and a trailer hitch
ouch cheers peace beer beer
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Mar 22, 2010 11:20 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
tstone61
tstone61tstone61brayton, Iowa USA5 Threads 651 Posts
tstone61: ouch
some day ill get it right frustrated
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Mar 22, 2010 11:34 PM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
In response to: Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.



I'm looking forward as soon as it warms up somemore so I can get out my new Harley Street Glide out of the garage.
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Mar 23, 2010 3:35 AM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
HJFinAZ: Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me.1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.
4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.
5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.
6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.
7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.
9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.
10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.
11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.
12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.
13 Steps?
How come?laugh wave
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Mar 23, 2010 3:45 AM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
Mar 23, 2010 4:21 AM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
Christmas1
Christmas1Christmas1Peterborough, Ontario Canada31 Threads 2,419 Posts
lrrh77: none taken. every woman is a B at some point in her life.

speak only for yourself............
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Mar 23, 2010 4:27 AM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
sophiasummer
sophiasummersophiasummerNorthland, New Zealand112 Threads 6,528 Posts

off to the beach hop in corromandel this weekend...2010 harley...
oh blimey! yay! coolcartwheel
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Mar 23, 2010 4:28 AM CST If you don't ride, you have my sincerest condolences.
sophiasummer: off to the beach hop in corromandel this weekend...2010 harley...
oh blimey! yay!
grin thumbs up
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