Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods, when suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat,said, Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!!! To that Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a 44magnum and pointed at him and said,No, you're not!!! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book!!!
Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, " You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied," I did'nt say she was crazy I said she is f--king Goofy!!!
Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on kis back, and then sat on his face crying, LIE TO ME!!! LIE TO ME!!!
so this guy is sitting at a bar..tall, muscular, but has a head 3 times smaller than his body. The bartender can't stand it, and says "Buddy, what's up with your noggin." The guy says--"I found a lamp, rubbed it, and the most stunning genie you could imagine popped out, and gave me 3 wishes. First, I wished for $100 million, and it was granted; then, i wished for a perfect body, granted; then, I was looking at the genie, and she was so hot, and I said, 'how about a little head'..."
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suddenly, the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and,
holding a sword to her throat,said, Red, I'm going to screw your
brains out!!! To that Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into
her picnic basket and pulled out a 44magnum and pointed at him
and said,No, you're not!!! You're going to eat me, just like
it says in the book!!!