I smell bath soap because I just took my monthly bath even though I didn't need it yet. I stink pretty! I smell washing powders because I am washing clothes. In a few minutes, I'm going to smell breakfast.
Right now I smell baby cereal (barley) because the little booger learned how to make rasperries(curtousy of her mom lol)and everytime I give her a bite of her cereal she spits it on me and herself.
And now my son is cooking a pizza pocket in the microwave so its a mixture of baby cereal and that.
Coffee and, uh, cat breath. The cat likes the back of the chair when I'm on the computer. I wonder what would happen if I stuck one of those Listerine strips in her mouth...
I better go fix my breakfast. Having left over cold coon and collards. I might just fix some dead dog and dumplins. Nope! Some dead pig. BACON! BACON! BACON!
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