the return of jesus ,jesus is comeing soon, (146)
Ladybee42: she should have worn blue eyeshadow it rocks!...
Have to agree
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davpk10: Here is the one I posted the other day ....had to take this to pass the sixth grade... The City of New York High School Math Proficiency Exam
NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?
7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?
7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
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davpk10: Here is the one I posted the other day ....had to take this to pass the sixth grade... The City of New York High School Math Proficiency Exam
NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?
7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
Passed the Test?NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?
7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
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davpk10: Here is the one I posted the other day ....had to take this to pass the sixth grade... The City of New York High School Math Proficiency Exam
NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
edited since it's SO MUCH TEXT
NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
edited since it's SO MUCH TEXT
So.. how'd you do, didja pass?
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royester24: on another thread they were talking about bigfoot were wolves
and ufos and i cant speak of my faith in jesus in this
world of diverse oppinions.
and ufos and i cant speak of my faith in jesus in this
world of diverse oppinions.
But people are having the micky taken out of them for believing in werewolves too....
There's so much evidence to support evolution and little or none to support a GOD..... Now if evolution is correct the the Bible is wrong and a crock of crap..IMHO
I don't deny your right to believe, I just question it greatly... my folks believed and when dying it gave them comfort... but thats all.. not an afterlife seated a the alter in heaven
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Raven0: So.. how'd you do, didja pass?
peice a cake....
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im barely even agostic but i think in ridiculing this man you may see a slight hint to why a lot of ye are single 
just an observation x
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You know... I've been trying to figure out how Jesus is going to spread the word the next time he pays us a visit.
The world has certainly changed since the last time he was here..... it's now much larger than that part of the globe that was once considered the centre of the universe. And we don't get around on donkeys or foot anymore.
Then there's communication. Don't worry about word of mouth...... there's radio, television, newspapers, the town park....
I reckon I've got it figured out.....
He gunna join an internet dating site!!
The world has certainly changed since the last time he was here..... it's now much larger than that part of the globe that was once considered the centre of the universe. And we don't get around on donkeys or foot anymore.
Then there's communication. Don't worry about word of mouth...... there's radio, television, newspapers, the town park....
I reckon I've got it figured out.....
He gunna join an internet dating site!!
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femjkw: Awesome link! That was great.
what church do you speak of as i am not part of any
organised church .i am a christian and believer in jesus
do you blame all denomanations for doing these horrible things.
there is only one true church and that is the church of jesus
christ which he is the foundation.
if some bad apples are in a barrel do you disgard the rest
thank you friend and i do understand where you are comeing from
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galwaydave: im barely even agostic but i think in ridiculing this man you may see a slight hint to why a lot of ye are single just an observation x
Not really ridiculing him. He's posts quotes from the bible to support his ideas..... not even his own thoughts and words. The quotes he posts are meant to be taken literally.
He can believe what he wishes, but to post these beliefs on an open forum leaves him open to counter debate and, well may be some ridicule
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Its ok buddy, keep on believing, dont mind them. Theyre just working on new material
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royester24: what church do you speak of as i am not part of any
organised church .i am a christian and believer in jesus
do you blame all denomanations for doing these horrible things.
there is only one true church and that is the church of jesus
christ which he is the foundation.
if some bad apples are in a barrel do you disgard the rest
thank you friend and i do understand where you are comeing from
organised church .i am a christian and believer in jesus
do you blame all denomanations for doing these horrible things.
there is only one true church and that is the church of jesus
christ which he is the foundation.
if some bad apples are in a barrel do you disgard the rest
thank you friend and i do understand where you are comeing from
I accept that some of the teachings in the bible and in particular the "10 commandments" are a good moral guide to life. However this is a book written by mankind and moreover haggled over, as to which writings would be included.
My issue lies not with you personally, but with organised religion of any kind, as its about control and power
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But people are having the micky taken out of them for believing in werewolves too....
There's so much evidence to support evolution and little or none to support a GOD..... Now if evolution is correct the the Bible is wrong and a crock of crap..IMHO
I don't deny your right to believe, I just question it greatly... my folks believed and when dying it gave them comfort... but thats all.. not an afterlife seated a the alter in heaven[/quote]
But you've not been across to visit have you? So you don't know where they are seated.
There's so much evidence to support evolution and little or none to support a GOD..... Now if evolution is correct the the Bible is wrong and a crock of crap..IMHO
I don't deny your right to believe, I just question it greatly... my folks believed and when dying it gave them comfort... but thats all.. not an afterlife seated a the alter in heaven[/quote]
But you've not been across to visit have you? So you don't know where they are seated.
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I could point out related scripture, compared to science, astrology, and other religions that would back up the idea of Christ return. Its like connect the dots where the past crazies have failed to see why thier time could not be possibly the end.I wait for the healing of the mortal wound, what about you davpk10?
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tainogirl: But people are having the micky taken out of them for believing in werewolves too....
There's so much evidence to support evolution and little or none to support a GOD..... Now if evolution is correct the the Bible is wrong and a crock of crap..IMHO
I don't deny your right to believe, I just question it greatly... my folks believed and when dying it gave them comfort... but thats all.. not an afterlife seated a the alter in heaven
But you've not been across to visit have you? So you don't know where they are seated.
There's so much evidence to support evolution and little or none to support a GOD..... Now if evolution is correct the the Bible is wrong and a crock of crap..IMHO
I don't deny your right to believe, I just question it greatly... my folks believed and when dying it gave them comfort... but thats all.. not an afterlife seated a the alter in heaven
But you've not been across to visit have you? So you don't know where they are seated.
But neither will i when i die
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bjk68: But neither will i when i die
And I don't suppose you'd be able to do us the kindness of somehow letting us know what's over on the other side - when the time comes?
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tainogirl: And I don't suppose you'd be able to do us the kindness of somehow letting us know what's over on the other side - when the time comes?
Would that somehow enter into the paranormal threads?I mean, if someone came back to tell me about the other side.. I'm thinking "ghost"
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The City of New York High School Math Proficiency Exam
NAME:___davpk10_________________
GANG NAME:____Bombers__________________
1.) Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Little Johnny attempt before he has to reload?
2.) Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3.) Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?
4.) Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?
5.) Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?
6.) Raoul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
Extra credit bonus: how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?
7.) If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint free?
8.) Hector knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Hector knocked up?
9.) Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?
10.) Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 35 mph, Joe loads his .357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his magnum, how far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?