Letters to the universe... (170)
RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 PostsThe Great Cosmic Creator has thought of everything .... go to the CS Pygmies section my son .....
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Dear Universe,
OK...I did it and you did not think I would but I did. Somewhere during our cross purposes of trying to out-psychoanalyze each out, we sort of butted heads and hey! I am doing what you recommended and requested. Somehow, I feel both really proud of it and somewhat anxious but I will get over it.
Now that I have granted your request, will you please grant my following three requests:
1. Ensure that I finish this little journey with top marks from my hard work.
2. A J-O-B. Yes, I know that others are asking too but I have been patient for over a year and yes I enjoyed the vacay with pay but I am getting lazy. Even a part-time J-O-B would be great!
3. A date. One that includes actually dining in a restaurant (McDonalds and Burger King do not count or Whataburger), some flowers, and a walk along the beach.
Thank you for listening and really and truly I promise to be as good as I can possibly for the length of time that my attention span allows me to be.
~Amahlala
OK...I did it and you did not think I would but I did. Somewhere during our cross purposes of trying to out-psychoanalyze each out, we sort of butted heads and hey! I am doing what you recommended and requested. Somehow, I feel both really proud of it and somewhat anxious but I will get over it.
Now that I have granted your request, will you please grant my following three requests:
1. Ensure that I finish this little journey with top marks from my hard work.
2. A J-O-B. Yes, I know that others are asking too but I have been patient for over a year and yes I enjoyed the vacay with pay but I am getting lazy. Even a part-time J-O-B would be great!
3. A date. One that includes actually dining in a restaurant (McDonalds and Burger King do not count or Whataburger), some flowers, and a walk along the beach.
Thank you for listening and really and truly I promise to be as good as I can possibly for the length of time that my attention span allows me to be.
~Amahlala
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Dear Universe.
I understand that you think variety is the spice of life and blessed us with a lot of stupid people because of that. But for the sake of variety, why couldn't you have made some of them the shy, quiet type? We only need one stupid person to be the Johnny appleseed of stupidity; not all of them. Just sayin'.
Hope you think about it and see fit to put a muzzle on 'em. Thanks!
I understand that you think variety is the spice of life and blessed us with a lot of stupid people because of that. But for the sake of variety, why couldn't you have made some of them the shy, quiet type? We only need one stupid person to be the Johnny appleseed of stupidity; not all of them. Just sayin'.
Hope you think about it and see fit to put a muzzle on 'em. Thanks!
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Happygolucky4u: The master of the universe asked me to relay this to you.
"I am not sure how bad your problem really is. Stick out your tongue and that will help me decide if it is really a bad problem or if maybe it is just some adjusting that needs to take place" Yours truely master of the universe.
MU is unable to look at your tongue but has suggested maybe I can do it instead Sorry my bad
"I am not sure how bad your problem really is. Stick out your tongue and that will help me decide if it is really a bad problem or if maybe it is just some adjusting that needs to take place" Yours truely master of the universe.
MU is unable to look at your tongue but has suggested maybe I can do it instead Sorry my bad
Shall I stick my tongue out and in some particular area, like your hot pocket?
Or just do this
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dear universe!
you know what i mean
stopvbeing that ignorant please!
you know what i mean
stopvbeing that ignorant please!
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gardenhackle: Dear Universe.
I understand that you think variety is the spice of life and blessed us with a lot of stupid people because of that. But for the sake of variety, why couldn't you have made some of them the shy, quiet type? We only need one stupid person to be the Johnny appleseed of stupidity; not all of them. Just sayin'.
Hope you think about it and see fit to put a muzzle on 'em. Thanks!
I understand that you think variety is the spice of life and blessed us with a lot of stupid people because of that. But for the sake of variety, why couldn't you have made some of them the shy, quiet type? We only need one stupid person to be the Johnny appleseed of stupidity; not all of them. Just sayin'.
Hope you think about it and see fit to put a muzzle on 'em. Thanks!
I sign under your petition.
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venusenvy: If you could write a letter and say anything you want...what would it be??? K... I will go firstDear Gods of dating...
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
dear gods ( if you can hear me)Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
I am sick of going out on what i thought were going to be perfect dates(funney a fruit from Saudi]....but No......I always end up with a woman with issues........usually so boring that I fight to stay awake AAAAArrrgg............Hey women can be as difficult as men to put up
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Dear Universe
can you just make your planets, rocks and suns move in accordance to my wishes? i'm tired of reading signs...
your little grain of sand
June
can you just make your planets, rocks and suns move in accordance to my wishes? i'm tired of reading signs...
your little grain of sand
June
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Dear universe,
Could you please make Inverness closer to Somerset just for 24 hours so that I can have a decent night out?
Could you please make Inverness closer to Somerset just for 24 hours so that I can have a decent night out?
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invinciblemuse: Hey Amity, let's just laugh at them together:
love it 
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nanners2863: It's "Know it alls"..sorry A..couldn't resist..
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Amity: love it
Oh, I can't wait to see who rises to the challenge and takes offence...
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invinciblemuse: Oh, I can't wait to see who rises to the challenge and takes offence...
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nanners2863: It's "Know it alls"..sorry A..couldn't resist..
no nice lady l know what is happened, a little fart did interrupt the scripture...............
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venusenvy: If you could write a letter and say anything you want...what would it be??? K... I will go firstDear Gods of dating...
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of the day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?
Love is a losing game
Love can be a shame
I know, I’m a fool you see
For that fool is me
Tell me why
Tell me why
Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the break of the day
Why do they fall in love?
Why does the rain fall from up above?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do they fall in love?
Why does my heart
Skip a crazy beat?
For I know
It will reach defeat
Tell me why
Tell me why
Why do fools fall in love?
Tell me why
Tell me why
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Dear Universe,
Why is Ronnie O'Sullivan such a natural genius at snooker ?
Just watched him playing in the World Open, he played like a pratt in frame 2 with his usual impatient childish antics and nearly walked out of the arena ! Then in frame 3 he gets a maximum 147 break ! Now the world record holder with 10 televised maximums.
Why is Ronnie O'Sullivan such a natural genius at snooker ?
Just watched him playing in the World Open, he played like a pratt in frame 2 with his usual impatient childish antics and nearly walked out of the arena ! Then in frame 3 he gets a maximum 147 break ! Now the world record holder with 10 televised maximums.
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Dear Universe,
It's hard to be humble, when I'm perfect in every way. I can't stand to look in the mirror, I get better looking each day. And thank you for the gift of being delusional..
Your perpetual friend in denial,
Nanners
It's hard to be humble, when I'm perfect in every way. I can't stand to look in the mirror, I get better looking each day. And thank you for the gift of being delusional..
Your perpetual friend in denial,
Nanners
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oh universe,..
what gas, man
what gas, man
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Dear Universe,
Eh, I'll get back to you on Wednesday...
Pandora
Eh, I'll get back to you on Wednesday...
Pandora
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stop sending me 24 year olds
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