Letters to the universe... (170)
Raven0: Awwwwww
Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain grumpiness after that?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to maintain grumpiness after that?
My evil plan is working Muuuahahahaha
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venusenvy: If you could write a letter and say anything you want...what would it be??? K... I will go firstDear Gods of dating...
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
Yu found a man to out with in Cowtown?
Did he have a wooden leg, an eyepatch?
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kidatheart: Yu found a man to out with in Cowtown? Did he have a wooden leg, an eyepatch?
No that would have been an improvment, besides I have a thing for pirates All that tie me up and swashbuckle me stuff makes me swoon
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Dear Universe,
you know this karma thing where if you do bad things and bad things will happen to you and if you do good it comes back to you?
WHEN?
PS. I too need to get laid this side of the next millenium!
you know this karma thing where if you do bad things and bad things will happen to you and if you do good it comes back to you?
WHEN?
PS. I too need to get laid this side of the next millenium!
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Godsgift: Dear Universe,
you know this karma thing where if you do bad things and bad things will happen to you and if you do good it comes back to you?WHEN?
PS. I too need to get laid this side of the next millenium!
you know this karma thing where if you do bad things and bad things will happen to you and if you do good it comes back to you?WHEN?
PS. I too need to get laid this side of the next millenium!
I feel your pain Gift
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plainlyjune: ok, can i just photocopy your letter? i'm sending the same. Yes i will change the sender's name
Go for it Juney...maybe if enough letters make it to the complaints dept...
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venusenvy: Go for it Juney...maybe if enough letters make it to the complaints dept...
we'll get some and more 
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Dear Universe,
Before i start any incoherent rambling i just want to say, I love you.
I want to thank you for the beautiful daughter you have blessed me with. I give thanks for the family and many friends you have chosen to put before my path, giving me light in my heart and hope in my soul. You have placed me here on this little blue planet, reasons for which i have none. All i know is i feel that despite the many trials and tribulations of my life words cannot express the gratitude and wonderment i have for you. You give me life, water, love, happiness, sadness and so many other things. At times i have questioned what you have in store for me, thinking you are more Devil than God. I realise now that everything i need is right here. The lessons i've learnt along the way were necessary. How else would i truly understand what life is all about ? As you know i write songs to pass the time. My favourite lyrics go :
My time is almost over
ain`t nothin set in stone
Only thing worth taking ..... is not your own.
Kinda sums up what the life you give me truly means. There's only one thing worth all the effort and that is Love. In all its various forms. If you have the time, please look after my Family, friends and of course your good self. I will be happy then, once i'm gone, in the knowledge that this letter did some good.
All my love
Your very good friend and ally
Jeff xx
Before i start any incoherent rambling i just want to say, I love you.
I want to thank you for the beautiful daughter you have blessed me with. I give thanks for the family and many friends you have chosen to put before my path, giving me light in my heart and hope in my soul. You have placed me here on this little blue planet, reasons for which i have none. All i know is i feel that despite the many trials and tribulations of my life words cannot express the gratitude and wonderment i have for you. You give me life, water, love, happiness, sadness and so many other things. At times i have questioned what you have in store for me, thinking you are more Devil than God. I realise now that everything i need is right here. The lessons i've learnt along the way were necessary. How else would i truly understand what life is all about ? As you know i write songs to pass the time. My favourite lyrics go :
My time is almost over
ain`t nothin set in stone
Only thing worth taking ..... is not your own.
Kinda sums up what the life you give me truly means. There's only one thing worth all the effort and that is Love. In all its various forms. If you have the time, please look after my Family, friends and of course your good self. I will be happy then, once i'm gone, in the knowledge that this letter did some good.
All my love
Your very good friend and ally
Jeff xx
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Ok it is me again. I just want to know Universe did I do something to piss you off
Also I would like to make love again. At least one more time before it is all over. The kind that starts out with a tingle and ends with a volcanic explosion.
Also I would like to make love again. At least one more time before it is all over. The kind that starts out with a tingle and ends with a volcanic explosion.
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Dear God of the Universe,
Is it too much to ask for a S I N G L E man.. have you run out?? was there a clearence sale and no one told me about it??
Its at a point now, oh Godly One where I will settle for him to just be single and all the other attributes I was looking for in a life partner will no longer apply
regards
Is it too much to ask for a S I N G L E man.. have you run out?? was there a clearence sale and no one told me about it??
Its at a point now, oh Godly One where I will settle for him to just be single and all the other attributes I was looking for in a life partner will no longer apply
regards
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Cosmic Jester:
Ok, I take back what I said.
You are doing okay atm.
But if this is another joke... I'm so trackin' you down lousy mo fo.
Ok, I take back what I said.
You are doing okay atm.
But if this is another joke... I'm so trackin' you down lousy mo fo.
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venusenvy: If you could write a letter and say anything you want...what would it be??? K... I will go firstDear Gods of dating...
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
Is this your idea of a cosmic joke?? Very funny!! Ha! Ha! Why O why O why do I finally go out on a date with what I thought was great guy, only to spend the evening fighting to stay awake AAAArrrggg!!! Were you laughing your celestial azzes off as you looked down upon me??? Sick!! you guys are sick I tell ya!!!
Thanks alot...V
P.S. no really...THANKS!!!
I would never publicly write a letter,not on a forum,because honestly,I DON'T really trust anybody.
but I HAVE DONE IT in the real world..write a letter.The F'S and U'S were flying all over the place.
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Dear Universe,
Thanks. Apart from the lack of teleportation devices and not making me insanely wealthy, you're not doing a very bad job of things. I do have a question for you. Why must you place such great distance between people? I won't complain too much; at least you didn't hide her on another planet or in another galaxy.
Thanks again,
Me
P.S. Regular sleep patterns would have been nice, too.
Thanks. Apart from the lack of teleportation devices and not making me insanely wealthy, you're not doing a very bad job of things. I do have a question for you. Why must you place such great distance between people? I won't complain too much; at least you didn't hide her on another planet or in another galaxy.
Thanks again,
Me
P.S. Regular sleep patterns would have been nice, too.
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thewall2: I would never publicly write a letter,not on a forum,because honestly,I DON'T really trust anybody.
but I HAVE DONE IT in the real world..write a letter.The F'S and U'S were flying all over the place.
but I HAVE DONE IT in the real world..write a letter.The F'S and U'S were flying all over the place.
I started this thread as a way to keep a humorous perpsective on life...you should try it!
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Dear Master of Universe
This year in August, we had five Sundays, Mondays and May 5 martes. this only happens every 823 years and according to Chinese feng shui will bring much money to whom I tell others in early September.
PS-> much love also
This year in August, we had five Sundays, Mondays and May 5 martes. this only happens every 823 years and according to Chinese feng shui will bring much money to whom I tell others in early September.
PS-> much love also
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Dear Master of the Universe, I hope this gift you have decided to bestow upon me does not turn around and bite me in the butt. Sometimes you have a way of letting me have what I want just to watch it blow up in my face. If not and you are serious about this. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It sure will help my stress level in life go down. I have an extra spring to my step already
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Happygolucky4u: I have some extra keys laying around I do not know what they go too. You can have them if you want
Thanks, I have a drawer full of those in the garage too, from vehicles that I don't own anymore, or no longer exist, locks I've changed, and who knows what.
Someone broke into my truck and stole a bunch of stuff, right in front of my house, and the keys were among the items taken. I didn't get them back, but it didn't stop me from meeting someone afterall, just delayed by several days.
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kidatheart: Thanks, I have a drawer full of those in the garage too, from vehicles that I don't own anymore, or no longer exist, locks I've changed, and who knows what.
Someone broke into my truck and stole a bunch of stuff, right in front of my house, and the keys were among the items taken. I didn't get them back, but it didn't stop me from meeting someone afterall, just delayed by several days.
Anything worth having is worth waiting for. I will most likely keep all these keys. I don't know why. Like you they go to stuff no longer around. Sorry you had to experiance someone breaking into your truck. Someone broke into my truck and stole a bunch of stuff, right in front of my house, and the keys were among the items taken. I didn't get them back, but it didn't stop me from meeting someone afterall, just delayed by several days.
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