The Warning Signs of Insanity... (89)
Sampe1967: dear Sophia. I need to say something in return to this post of yours but i need to know how to spell the word ANTICIPATION
Knock on the door,
Riff Raff will be waiting!
Hello.
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet.
Janet: Yes, it's raining.
Brad: Yes.
Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside.
Janet: You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.
Janet: Oh.
Riff Raff: This way.
Janet: Are you having a party?
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.
Janet: Oh, lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...
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June, you're obsessing...
Jac xxx
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jahzah: Gotta go, they are knocking on my door
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Sampe1967: my car
Thank god for that ,,
Its just that dogs have been getting blamed for everything these days
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hey swiss, you seem happy tonight. you've been laughing all night. mkes me happy to see that.
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jac379: Hey, you speak Welsh!
Jac xxx
Jac xxx
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MovinFWD: Where you been dude I think you definitely qualify
Hey Fwd
I did a stint in CS jail for a bit, but im back... so i qualify huh? my minions in the cupboard under the stairs will def approve...
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Sampe1967: hey swiss, you seem happy tonight. you've been laughing all night. mkes me happy to see that.
Thank you I thought I would get a few laughs in before they haul me off to the funny farm.. oh be right back a U.F.O just landed in my back yard..
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plainlyjune: Dx: Schizophrenia related to paranoia as manifested by delusions and hallucinations
T-t-thats e-e-eassy f-f-for y-y-you t-t-to s-s-say, he stuttered.
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He was just seven but curious as he asked "Dad, what is politics?" his father thought for a while, then answered, "I am the bread winner for the family, call me capitalism, your mom spends the money, call her government. our house help, you can call civil servant, you are the people and your baby brother is the future. try and figure it out". The young lad thought on the words of his father all day untill night but got nowhere. but while in bed that night he heard his baby brother crying in the next room, he got up and went to him and found the baby in a mess, so he thought he'd better go and call the house help but when he got to the door he found it locked, he peeked through the keyhole and saw his dad on top of her so he thought it would be best to inform mom about the baby. when he got to mom's room door it was locked also. he peeked in and saw his mother asleep. frustrated he went back to his bed and went to sleep.
The next morning at breakfast he said "Dad, i understand what politics is all about now". "yea?" replied the father, "explain it to me in your words" and the little boy began, "Dad, while the government is asleep, capitalism is screwing the civil servant, the people is being ignored and the future is in a mess"
The next morning at breakfast he said "Dad, i understand what politics is all about now". "yea?" replied the father, "explain it to me in your words" and the little boy began, "Dad, while the government is asleep, capitalism is screwing the civil servant, the people is being ignored and the future is in a mess"
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darn pink elephants keep walking into my livingroom.. 
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sophiasummer: hey buddy, do we have squirrels in NZ? are they disguised as (W)rabbits? nice to see you back, bit of kiwiana!
Hey you, check your mail will ya
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sophiasummer: hey buddy, do we have squirrels in NZ? are they disguised as (W)rabbits? nice to see you back, bit of kiwiana!
I have squirrels!! and seeing as i am the King of NZ i can have whatever i want... and this weeks special is.... Squirrels!
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Swissblueeyes: Thank you I thought I would get a few laughs in before they haul me off to the funny farm.. oh be right back a U.F.O just landed in my back yard..
Life may be ugly on earth but it's still good. don't go with them------ This thread is Archived ------
Sampe1967: Life may be ugly on earth but it's still good. don't go with them
BLEEP BLEEP... Its too late being taken away on a pizza U.F.O
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DjWabbet: I have squirrels!! and seeing as i am the King of NZ i can have whatever i want... and this weeks special is.... Squirrels!
dam~!!!! no gurnard then???
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Swissblueeyes: BLEEP BLEEP... Its too late being taken away on a pizza U.F.O
oh my God, now you'll put the weight on and then you won't find anyone on CS who loves you cept me.------ This thread is Archived ------
Swissblueeyes: BLEEP BLEEP... Its too late being taken away on a pizza U.F.O
Would that be a flying sausage(pizza)
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Sampe1967: oh my God, now you'll put the weight on and then you won't find anyone on CS who loves you cept me.
Thats ok..we can get married and fly away to mars..our new home..
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What the hell have you been using the Park for ..