A penguin was driving ( Archived) (7)

Sep 15, 2006 7:43 PM CST A penguin was driving
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
A penguin was driving through the desert when his car broke down. He waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. His car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told him he would need a couple of hours to check out the car.
The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn't complain but wandered off to find the closest supermarket. He proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks.

After an hour he got in the freezer next to the vanilla ice cream and ate several gallons. Then he saw the time and went back to the garage covered in icecream.

The mechanic walked over to him wiping his hands and shaking his head saying, "It looks like you blew a seal."

Blushing, the penguin said, "Oh no! It's just ice cream."


blushing roll eyes wow
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Sep 15, 2006 9:08 PM CST A penguin was driving
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I got it! It took a little bit but I got it, lol.
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Sep 15, 2006 9:15 PM CST A penguin was driving
That's hilarious, but I'm actually laughing more about him "hanging out near the fish sticks." LOL.
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Sep 15, 2006 9:22 PM CST A penguin was driving
Dragnzx
DragnzxDragnzxUnderabridge, Alabama USA33 Threads 688 Posts
That was funny.....


This thread blows seals and smells like fish sticks..

FUNNY !!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 15, 2006 10:16 PM CST A penguin was driving
lvslife
lvslifelvslifemoore, USA223 Threads 2,565 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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Sep 15, 2006 11:04 PM CST A penguin was driving
zdeadmanwalking
zdeadmanwalkingzdeadmanwalkingbowling green, Kentucky USA235 Threads 3,011 Posts
laugh grin cheers
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Oct 14, 2006 8:45 PM CST A penguin was driving
AlphaWolfe1954
AlphaWolfe1954AlphaWolfe1954Longmont, Colorado USA1 Threads 74 Posts
cheering Good one
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