Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't? ( Archived) (7)

Oct 13, 2010 12:22 PM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
Belushi
BelushiBelushiPreston, Lancashire, England UK6 Threads 1 Polls 86 Posts
A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies

Catholicism: If Shi't happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: Shi't won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shi't always happen to me?

Buddhism: When Shi't happens, is it really shi't?

Islam: If shi't happens, take a hostage.

Hinduism: This shi't happened before.

Hare Krishna: Shi't happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi't.


Did I miss any?
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Oct 13, 2010 6:17 PM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
Belushi: A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies

Catholicism: If Shi't happens, I deserve it.

Protestantism: Shi't won't happen if I work harder.

Judaism: Why does this shi't always happen to me?

Buddhism: When Shi't happens, is it really shi't?

Islam: If shi't happens, take a hostage.

Hinduism: This shi't happened before.

Hare Krishna: Shi't happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shi't. Did I miss any?


Orthodox christians : our sh't is 14 days later
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Oct 13, 2010 6:19 PM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
atheism : I don`t believe in sh't
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Oct 13, 2010 6:21 PM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
Agnosticism: Is that mud, or shi't?
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Oct 13, 2010 6:21 PM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
Agnostic: It may or may not be shi't.
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Oct 13, 2010 6:23 PM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
agman
agmanagmanEagle, Idaho USA3,145 Posts
Realist: Shi't happens.
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Oct 24, 2010 4:57 AM CST Religious Dogma .. is it all sh't?
MISTERI
MISTERIMISTERINeverland, North Carolina USA9 Posts
Most definately! Religions are B.S. devil ALL religions are "man trying to make God into their OWN image." Whereas, being a born-again saint, is one striving to please God by making themselves into HIS image by having a PERSONAL relationship with Him. God & Jesus are PERSONS, not dogmas, ideologies, rituals, theologies, denominations, etc, no more than you or I are a 'religion." Religious dogma is NOT of God, as He says, "You shall NOT kill," and, "LOVE you one another." Yet, how many wars & contentions have been started cos people do not agree about God. How can this be? For, God is ONE God & is "The SAME, yesterday, today & FOREVER." And, "A house divided against itself shall NOT stand." God's laws are the SAME for EVERYone, so there should be NO division of God which are created by religions.
Jesus came, & died on the cross to forgive our sins, so that we could spend an Eternity with Him -- a Spiritual PERSON -- in a loving, peaceful, everlasting RELATIONSHIP. "For God SO loved the world that He gave His only Son, that whosoever believes on Him SHALL be saved." bowing
I know of no other religion where the prophet died for the sins of their own creation (for NO prophet created man in His own likeness). Only Jesus was Holy & righteous enough to die to redeem us, as He was NOT a mere mortal man, but God incarnate. angel
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