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Oct 15, 2010 9:13 AM CST If you love someone....
lilmamma71
lilmamma71lilmamma71St. Louis, Missouri USA31 Threads 1,345 Posts
Had to share this, it's good:

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours....



THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.



THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.



THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.



THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.



THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...



THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat



THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...



THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.



THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.



THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free.



THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously.



THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back she must be crazy, If she doesn't go, her id is supreme.



THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.



THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.?

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Oct 15, 2010 9:15 AM CST If you love someone....
GingerBe
GingerBeGingerBeDonegal, Ireland2 Threads 3,106 Posts
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Oct 15, 2010 9:17 AM CST If you love someone....
lilmamma71: Had to share this, it's good:

THE ORIGINAL VERSION: If you love something, Set it free... If it comes back, it's yours, If it doesn't, it never was yours....



THE PESSIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.



THE OPTIMIST VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back.



THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why.



THE IMPATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't comes back within some time limit, forget her.



THE PATIENT VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...



THE PLAYFUL VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat



THE LAWYER'S VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...



THE BILL GATES VERSION: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.



THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION:: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.



THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free.



THE MBA VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... instantaneously... and look for others simultaneously.
THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back she must be crazy, If she doesn't go, her id is supreme.



THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.



THE MARKETING VERSION: If you love somebody set her free... If she comes back, she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.?
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Oct 15, 2010 9:20 AM CST If you love someone....
jac379
jac379jac379pontyclun, South Glamorgan, Wales UK25 Threads 3 Polls 12,293 Posts
laugh

Jac xxx
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Oct 15, 2010 9:20 AM CST If you love someone....
lucynad
lucynadlucynadSunny city, Sicilia Italy7 Threads 2,431 Posts
adorable...

my favorite is the playful version
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Oct 15, 2010 11:52 AM CST If you love someone....
THE POSSESSIVE VERSION: If you love somebody don't ever set her free.


Sounds like one of my ex's och och och


But thank god i broke free yay
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